What the hell is
THIS? It's like the geneticallys mutated offspring of a boot and a sandal. It's hideous. I had a moment of panic thinking that an 80's leg warmer had in a bid for extended seasonal life, welded itself to a sandal.
And you want $295 for it? And it comes in freaking light camel? You couldn't have had the decency to make in in electric blue so that its cracked out appearance would make at least some sort of logical sense?