"You are confusing me!"

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One of my favourite conversations from "Mind Your Language"; even my parents cracked up at this and they're usually real serious.Context: Mr. Brown, the teacher of a class teaching English as a foreign language, is getting his students to construct sentences with different conjugated forms of the verb "to be"...

Brown: Ali, "you are".
Ali: ...
Brown:

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[xiao_baka]

HOMG THIS SHOW IS DAMN FUNNY.

Sexual jokes galore. I'm laughing non-stop! XDDDD

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"I am English. You are Chinese. He is Italian. She is French-"
"He is, Barbarian!"

*dies laughing*

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Which part? ._. I don't remember the thing being sexual.

Haha funny right XD My sis and I watch two episodes every day.

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"I'm talking about sex."
"My morals are perfectly respectable too."
"I'm referring to the fact that you are a man. I distinctly requested the local authority to send me a woman teacher, especially with what happened with Mr. Warbowhatnameidk"
"Mr. Warboidkwhut..?"
"Yes; he was teaching English to foreign students last term. I'm afraid he only lasted a month... Then he departed."
"Dead?"
"Demented."
"o_o"
"Yes, the strain was too much for him. Typical of the male sex; no stamina. Oh he seemed to be able to cope with it first, and then one day he just- snapped. It was really quite disgusting."
"Oh? What did he do?"
"Climbed out of the window onto the roof, took off all his clothes, stood there stark naked, and started singing 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'."

You do get the sexual jokes? ._.

Watch where~? o_o Link? :D

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Oh yeah that whole thing XD

Youtube! Haha you just search for "mind your language" :D

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The third last quoted sentence had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video because I couldn't hear what they were saying. XDD

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The "snapped" thing?

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*dies*

Yes, and the 'stamina' HAHAHA WHAT.

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Yeah I was wondering if that had any sexual references actually...