So far this holiday season I've learned not to write Christmas cards when I'd rather be drowning in a puddle of vital fluids ( Read more... )

I heard a fluttering noise early, early, early this morning. Turns out that was my will to live flying away, gone off to some sunny climate or some bullshit like that ( Read more... )

I need to post about my lame-ass day, and my super cat. It'll be a good distraction ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning at about 5-something. My mom was yelling something about snow and car accidents, and I sat up enough to see out the window. Yeah. Snow. I set the alarm on the phone and fell back asleep. Actually, it was more like I cried myself back to sleep because I hate snow, I hate holidays, and frankly, I hate everything ( Read more... )