Scenario: Amber and Matt have just acquired a long, 1.5' wide cardboard box. Rob has volunteered to be their guinea pig.

JSR's beloved, trash-talking, needs-a-language-cleaning asshat took a cardboard toboggan down the stairs, and almost smacked into the wall. "I ALMOST FUCKING DIED!"

That's the dude from the ink fight.

To my fellow Heebs out there in internetland!

P.S. I have a job. I stack t-shirts for 8.5/hr. and my co-workers are nuts. I heart them.