My creative writing teacher makes me want to write plays. I don't know how to write plays but I want to try. I've fallen in love with the simplicity. Also, I think I've slightly fallen in love with him being cheerful every Tuesday at nine am and swearing all the time and being generally funny and inspiring. It was our last lesson with him today. He ( Read more... )

So, I just tried to give myself a French manicure. Very. Bad. Idea. Never again. First problem was that I basically tried to do it in about ten minutes flat. I have no patience when it comes to nails. Also, my nails are all slightly different shapes and lengths and I am way too lazy to fix that. Then I sucked with the white and had no nail polish ( Read more... )

I got a letter from Oxford University yesterday. They've rejected me ( Read more... )

Aah, the world is strange, don't you think?

I'm listening to Just a Minute on Radio 4. I love it. Paul Merton and Ross Noble. Genius ( Read more... )