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Man, My sleepy clock is screwed. Paul, Chance, AliZ, and I kinda stayed up all night Thursday. Oh, well, Ill just add insomnia to my list of super powers. So anyway, This post goes out to all my homeies in diffrent states. Hang tight guys, I know its hard to be without me for so long.
Hmm, Thats what Ill write about.
Okay all you Opinon Sluts, listen up. Im going to give you my reveiw of states that I like (or dislike), so that next time you take a vacation, you know where NOT to go.
Texas:
Texas is, hands down, the best state ever in all of history. Lets make a list of the Cool things Texas has.
1: Really, REALLY Hott girls.
2: We are known the world around for having big things, (Fort hood, Houston, our whole freakin state)
3: Oil, without the black gold (Texas Tea), the world pretty much wouldn't turn. And we have an abundance.
4: Southern Rock. Nothing needs to be said.
5: Culinary wonders (Chili, Brisket, Rib (American Rib) all born in Texas)
6: Me.
7: The highest captial punishment death rate. Okay so this one is arguable, I just beleive that if you raped and killed 20 people, you just simply dont deserve to live. I would go into a long drawn out discussion on why I'm right, but I dont care that much.
8: Stevie Ray Vaughn.
9: It was once its own FREAKING COUNTRY. I mean, you know we're cool when our flag is the only flag in the nation legally able to fly as high as the American Flag.
I would go on, but Texas' awesomeness owns all. Im afriad that I might release someone bladder or something.
Ok so on with the list.
Washington State:
Gets My thumbs up. Why you ask? Well its one of the few states that has cold temps year round (due to a long winter season and being off the coast) My friend Steven Lives there, he let me know that the highest the state has ever seen was 85. I love the cold.
Idaho:
Also gets the ok in my book. You KNOWS a place is cool when it loves potatos that much, because potatos freaking rule.
Wisconsin:
Cheese. I. Love. Cheese. Its the essence of life, and Idahoe leads the nation in cheese production/consumption (intrestingly enough, America leads the world in cheese production, and France leads the world in cheese consumption, damn freeloaders). Plus Paul is from the state, so that extra cool points.
Alabama:
Okay, okay, this one is a strech I know. Im just tired of everyone being hard on good ole' Alabammy. Besides, you know where I'm going to hide if America comes under attack? A Place where theres absolutely nothing special, hence Alabama.
Tennessee:
W.C. Handy, B.B. FREAKING King, Kirk Whalum, Otis FREAKING Redding, Roy FREAKING Orbison, Jerry FREAKING Lee FREAKING Lewis, Al Green, Isaac FREAKING Hayes, Charlie Rich, Sam & Dave, Memphis FRAKING Slim, Carl Perkins, Rufus Thomas, Elvis FREAKING Presley, Wilson FREAKING Pickett, Johnny FREAKING Cash, Little Milton
The Million Dollar Quartet (Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison...holy shit), Booker T. & The MG's, , The Gentrys, The Boxtops, The Mar-Keys, Carla Thomas, Aretha FREAKING Franklin, and countless others came from Tennesee. Oh man, if it weren't for Texas, I'd move to Memphis.
There you have it. Admire these States or Die.
Hmm, Thats what Ill write about.
Okay all you Opinon Sluts, listen up. Im going to give you my reveiw of states that I like (or dislike), so that next time you take a vacation, you know where NOT to go.
Texas:
Texas is, hands down, the best state ever in all of history. Lets make a list of the Cool things Texas has.
1: Really, REALLY Hott girls.
2: We are known the world around for having big things, (Fort hood, Houston, our whole freakin state)
3: Oil, without the black gold (Texas Tea), the world pretty much wouldn't turn. And we have an abundance.
4: Southern Rock. Nothing needs to be said.
5: Culinary wonders (Chili, Brisket, Rib (American Rib) all born in Texas)
6: Me.
7: The highest captial punishment death rate. Okay so this one is arguable, I just beleive that if you raped and killed 20 people, you just simply dont deserve to live. I would go into a long drawn out discussion on why I'm right, but I dont care that much.
8: Stevie Ray Vaughn.
9: It was once its own FREAKING COUNTRY. I mean, you know we're cool when our flag is the only flag in the nation legally able to fly as high as the American Flag.
I would go on, but Texas' awesomeness owns all. Im afriad that I might release someone bladder or something.
Ok so on with the list.
Washington State:
Gets My thumbs up. Why you ask? Well its one of the few states that has cold temps year round (due to a long winter season and being off the coast) My friend Steven Lives there, he let me know that the highest the state has ever seen was 85. I love the cold.
Idaho:
Also gets the ok in my book. You KNOWS a place is cool when it loves potatos that much, because potatos freaking rule.
Wisconsin:
Cheese. I. Love. Cheese. Its the essence of life, and Idahoe leads the nation in cheese production/consumption (intrestingly enough, America leads the world in cheese production, and France leads the world in cheese consumption, damn freeloaders). Plus Paul is from the state, so that extra cool points.
Alabama:
Okay, okay, this one is a strech I know. Im just tired of everyone being hard on good ole' Alabammy. Besides, you know where I'm going to hide if America comes under attack? A Place where theres absolutely nothing special, hence Alabama.
Tennessee:
W.C. Handy, B.B. FREAKING King, Kirk Whalum, Otis FREAKING Redding, Roy FREAKING Orbison, Jerry FREAKING Lee FREAKING Lewis, Al Green, Isaac FREAKING Hayes, Charlie Rich, Sam & Dave, Memphis FRAKING Slim, Carl Perkins, Rufus Thomas, Elvis FREAKING Presley, Wilson FREAKING Pickett, Johnny FREAKING Cash, Little Milton
The Million Dollar Quartet (Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison...holy shit), Booker T. & The MG's, , The Gentrys, The Boxtops, The Mar-Keys, Carla Thomas, Aretha FREAKING Franklin, and countless others came from Tennesee. Oh man, if it weren't for Texas, I'd move to Memphis.
There you have it. Admire these States or Die.