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To my dearest uterus,
LET'S GO.
I swear if someone told me that sacrificing doves over a pot of boiling blood will send me into labor, I'd be firing up the cauldron right now.
Dr's appointment this afternoon. I'm hoping the effacing and dilating has progressed tremendously, I was 3cm and 60% last Thursday. I may ask the doctor to shake up the cervix a bit. I don't care if he has to shove something up me and crank open my cervix with a drill-just fucking do it. It's already estimated that I'll be pushing an 8 to 9 pound butterball out of me. This estimate was made at an appointment two weeks ago and the baby is gaining about a pound a week. UH.
But then I've had anal with no lube, alcohol or narcotics and I'm still pretty sure nothing compares to that pain. At least after child birth I'll get a shot of morphine.
LET'S GO.
I swear if someone told me that sacrificing doves over a pot of boiling blood will send me into labor, I'd be firing up the cauldron right now.
Dr's appointment this afternoon. I'm hoping the effacing and dilating has progressed tremendously, I was 3cm and 60% last Thursday. I may ask the doctor to shake up the cervix a bit. I don't care if he has to shove something up me and crank open my cervix with a drill-just fucking do it. It's already estimated that I'll be pushing an 8 to 9 pound butterball out of me. This estimate was made at an appointment two weeks ago and the baby is gaining about a pound a week. UH.
But then I've had anal with no lube, alcohol or narcotics and I'm still pretty sure nothing compares to that pain. At least after child birth I'll get a shot of morphine.