when TWO freemen shall stand! { voice }

[omnomfuckyeah]

[since America's working a minimum wage job, mooching off his brother and eating everything in sight, he's totally been suffering from an "economic depression," aka a cold for the past month. Yeah. That's the story and I'm sticking to it. And he's, uh, still got it. A little bit.]

[insert sniffling here] God...dammit, stupid--ACHOO!!--cold? Yeah,

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[woodstarfishes]

Fuko's big sister usually gives her Chicken Noodle Soup and makes her sleep all day. Fuko thinks you should do that.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Great idea! I've got the sleeping part taken of, now I just gotta tell Matty to go get me some soup!

[woodstarfishes]

Fuko's wondering what you're sick from. If it's a bad disease and it's contagious, Fuko will have to stay away from you.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Egh, finance problems, maybe. Something that England and France whine about after wars. H-hey, it's not like the stock market crashed again or anything!

[woodstarfishes]

[Finance Problems? England-san and some guy named France?]

S-So you're a Nation Person too! Fuko should've known.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Yeah, I am! I'm the United States of Ameri- [brb coughing up a lung] gah, dammit. AMERICA!! Land of the free and home of the brave!

"I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU"

[woodstarfishes]

So you're America...? Does that mean you talk in English? Fuko wants to learn that, but everything comes out weird.

[ooc: It's called Engrish, Fuko!]

FUCK YEAH.

[omnomfuckyeah]

You bet I am!! Ha ha ha!

Yeah! Well, mostly, my people know a whole bunch of languages! Mainly Spanish and French, though.

I know! I can teach you English! When I'm not coughing up Kansas.

that icon. so appropriate.

[woodstarfishes]

Fuko doesn't know if that would work here, though...lots of people are speaking different languages, but Fuko can still understand them.