Dec 01, 2009 17:19
[since America's working a minimum wage job, mooching off his brother and eating everything in sight, he's totally been suffering from an "economic depression," aka a cold for the past month. Yeah. That's the story and I'm sticking to it. And he's, uh, still got it. A little bit.]
[insert sniffling here] God...dammit, stupid--ACHOO!!--cold? Yeah, cold...gyugh.
'Ey, brother-whatever-your-name-is, I'm hun--[BIG SNEEZE] guh, this sucks... I'm hungry! It hurts to yell at you to do it, y'know, burgers would be awesome, but I'll take pancakes.
[he whines, blows his nose (it's an awfully disgusting sound) and groans] Oh yeah, city! What's the cure for the cold? Kinda need it...I'm the hero, after--ACHOO! after all!
[and after another big sneeze he shuts off the transmission]
[[ooc: he's very contagious, be warned~]]
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