The Voco
alarm clock people have a new "Good morning, madam" clock to go with their "Good morning, sir" clock. They've also released ten samples from each under the creative commons license.
Take a look at the downloads page. Notice anything?
The "madam" clock's messages are not only longer, the content is different too. "Sir's" alarm clock messages range from sarcastic prodding to stiff-upper-lip encouragement. "Madam's" messages are entirely, entirely obsequious.