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[ernieleaf]

I flew from Ohio to Maryland today. Now I've had the pleasure of meeting my two half-brothers, who are seven months old. The term "half-brother" is kind of weird, because it suggests half of a person. Like, "I have a brother... but half of him is missing." Their names are Bryce (108th most popular male baby name in U.S. in 2004) and Cole (75th). My dad refers to Cole as Elliott (457th) behind my stepmother's back apparently. Ooh, that reminds me... I got The Simpsons' 6th season on DVD for Christmas from my grandparents, and that season included the glorious Itchy and Scratchy Land episode, with the Bort license plates. Yay, Bort!

Also, babies suck.