A PSA for many people, and no one in particular:
Listen up, here's the deal, much as it always has been with me:
IF YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH ME, BUT IT IS NOT A BIG ENOUGH PROBLEM FOR YOU TO BRING IT TO ME SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE TOGETHER LIKE THE CONSCIENTIOUS ADULTS WE BOTH ARE, THEN IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BIG ENOUGH PROBLEM FOR ME TO DEVOTE EVEN A SINGLE SECOND OF MY ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY BUSY LIFE WORRYING ABOUT.
UPON CHOOSING NOT TO BRING IT TO ME LIKE A GROWNUP, YOU ARE SUMMARILY STRIPPED OF YOUR RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT THE PROBLEM GOING UNNOTICED AND UNSOLVED BY ME, UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE TO TOLERATE BEING TOLD PRECISELY HOW JUVENILE AND IDIOTIC YOU ARE BEING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU GROW A SACK AND PROCEED TO BRING THE PROBLEM TO MY ATTENTION LIKE A GODDAMNED ADULT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN FEELINGS AND HAPPINESS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET.
I AM NOT PSYCHIC. I DO NOT CARE TO BE.
THE OPTIONS ARE: OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BIG GIRL, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THEM'S THE RULES. I deal with all adults in this way, I have for years, and I honestly have zero intention of changing my approach anytime soon since I have neither the time to deal with your pedantic shit, nor the inclination to do so even if the time somehow magically materialized.
Thank you, come again!
IF YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH ME, BUT IT IS NOT A BIG ENOUGH PROBLEM FOR YOU TO BRING IT TO ME SO THAT WE CAN TRY TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE TOGETHER LIKE THE CONSCIENTIOUS ADULTS WE BOTH ARE, THEN IT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A BIG ENOUGH PROBLEM FOR ME TO DEVOTE EVEN A SINGLE SECOND OF MY ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY BUSY LIFE WORRYING ABOUT.
UPON CHOOSING NOT TO BRING IT TO ME LIKE A GROWNUP, YOU ARE SUMMARILY STRIPPED OF YOUR RIGHT TO BITCH ABOUT THE PROBLEM GOING UNNOTICED AND UNSOLVED BY ME, UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE TO TOLERATE BEING TOLD PRECISELY HOW JUVENILE AND IDIOTIC YOU ARE BEING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU GROW A SACK AND PROCEED TO BRING THE PROBLEM TO MY ATTENTION LIKE A GODDAMNED ADULT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN FEELINGS AND HAPPINESS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET.
I AM NOT PSYCHIC. I DO NOT CARE TO BE.
THE OPTIONS ARE: OPEN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BIG GIRL, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THEM'S THE RULES. I deal with all adults in this way, I have for years, and I honestly have zero intention of changing my approach anytime soon since I have neither the time to deal with your pedantic shit, nor the inclination to do so even if the time somehow magically materialized.
Thank you, come again!