NEELY YOUR SERVICES ARE NEEDED!!!
Neely, neither Matt Foley nor my other male counterpart Brent will be present for Lost tonight, and I was wondering if you would kindly record tonight's episode for me. I was thinking about hunting down a VHS and trying to program the VCR and all that crap, but then I remembered you, and you made it sound really easy. How does that shit work? Is it like a DVD? Does it cost you anything? Anything you need, just let me know. Please and thank you!