well, jesus, this looks like a lot of work. might be worth it though, eh?
TEN Random Things About Me
10. for me, a cup of coffee can mean the difference between rage and forgiveness for any particular person/situation.
09. i still don't know what i want to be when i grow up.
08. i have a tendency to say borderline-offensive things to people i hardly know because i'm nervous and trying to be funny.
07. i'm entranced by the tragedies people suffer and the different ways they approach overcoming them.
06. sometimes i'd rather watch terrible tv than read a really good book.
05. i suspect i've never loved a man as much as he loves me.
04. as a kid, i played doctor with girls and never boys.
03. last sunday, i became an aunt. i aspire to be the cool aunt.
02. i hate my competitive nature and shun most games because of it.
01. i have ridiculous impulse control and, while that makes me an excellent american, it has put me wildly in debt.
NINE Ways To Win My Heart
09. make me laugh
08. make me breakfast
07. make me cum
06.
05.
04.
03.
02.
01. well, that makes it look like my heart is easily won, but actually i've found that very few people can do all three of these things without, at some point, also making me crazy. so, i guess, don't make me crazy
EIGHT things I want to do before I die:
08. learn to cook w/o necessarily using recipes
07. find a romantic partner who doesn't bore me to tears within a year or two
06. put an end to reality television
05. write a really good story
04. make my family proud of me
03. buy a house
02. attain an unholy amount of money without really having to work for it, especially if i don't have to work for it at all
01. feel like i led a good life (i feel like that now, but after it's all said and done, i hope i still feel like that)
SEVEN ways to annoy me: (it's sad, but this was the easiest one for me to do)
07. assume that you are always right
06. generalize/stereotype shit you know nothing about
05. leave dirty dishes in the sink
04. obnoxiousness, drunken or otherwise
03. wake me up
02. stubbornly force something on me which i have already said i'm not into/interested in
01. tell me boring stories that don't go anywhere
SIX things I believe in:
06. the energy that remains behind when someone dies, especially if they have really fought to live
05. that most people are good people
04. karma
03. never tell someone you love them if you know you don't just because it's easier
02. most religions say the same thing which is simultaneously, "love one another" and "we're right, you're wrong."
01. no one will ever love me as much as my family does
FIVE things I'm afraid of:
05. fire
04. echo dying
03. what i will do and think about when/if sex ever stops being so important to me
02. men walking behind me on the street, especially if they're walking very fast and are big or scary.
01. i won't ever do something meaningful enough to leave a dent in the world
FOUR favorite items in my house
04. my bed
03. chai latte with whip cream
02. my ipod
01. echo
THREE things I do everyday:
03. cuddle with the dog
02. check my email
01. masturbate
(not all at once though :) )
TWO things I want to do right now:
02. listen to that dan wilson song one more time
01. read my book for awhile and go to sleep
ONE person I want to fill this out:
01. em, because she hasn't posted in months!
10. for me, a cup of coffee can mean the difference between rage and forgiveness for any particular person/situation.
09. i still don't know what i want to be when i grow up.
08. i have a tendency to say borderline-offensive things to people i hardly know because i'm nervous and trying to be funny.
07. i'm entranced by the tragedies people suffer and the different ways they approach overcoming them.
06. sometimes i'd rather watch terrible tv than read a really good book.
05. i suspect i've never loved a man as much as he loves me.
04. as a kid, i played doctor with girls and never boys.
03. last sunday, i became an aunt. i aspire to be the cool aunt.
02. i hate my competitive nature and shun most games because of it.
01. i have ridiculous impulse control and, while that makes me an excellent american, it has put me wildly in debt.
NINE Ways To Win My Heart
09. make me laugh
08. make me breakfast
07. make me cum
06.
05.
04.
03.
02.
01. well, that makes it look like my heart is easily won, but actually i've found that very few people can do all three of these things without, at some point, also making me crazy. so, i guess, don't make me crazy
EIGHT things I want to do before I die:
08. learn to cook w/o necessarily using recipes
07. find a romantic partner who doesn't bore me to tears within a year or two
06. put an end to reality television
05. write a really good story
04. make my family proud of me
03. buy a house
02. attain an unholy amount of money without really having to work for it, especially if i don't have to work for it at all
01. feel like i led a good life (i feel like that now, but after it's all said and done, i hope i still feel like that)
SEVEN ways to annoy me: (it's sad, but this was the easiest one for me to do)
07. assume that you are always right
06. generalize/stereotype shit you know nothing about
05. leave dirty dishes in the sink
04. obnoxiousness, drunken or otherwise
03. wake me up
02. stubbornly force something on me which i have already said i'm not into/interested in
01. tell me boring stories that don't go anywhere
SIX things I believe in:
06. the energy that remains behind when someone dies, especially if they have really fought to live
05. that most people are good people
04. karma
03. never tell someone you love them if you know you don't just because it's easier
02. most religions say the same thing which is simultaneously, "love one another" and "we're right, you're wrong."
01. no one will ever love me as much as my family does
FIVE things I'm afraid of:
05. fire
04. echo dying
03. what i will do and think about when/if sex ever stops being so important to me
02. men walking behind me on the street, especially if they're walking very fast and are big or scary.
01. i won't ever do something meaningful enough to leave a dent in the world
FOUR favorite items in my house
04. my bed
03. chai latte with whip cream
02. my ipod
01. echo
THREE things I do everyday:
03. cuddle with the dog
02. check my email
01. masturbate
(not all at once though :) )
TWO things I want to do right now:
02. listen to that dan wilson song one more time
01. read my book for awhile and go to sleep
ONE person I want to fill this out:
01. em, because she hasn't posted in months!