I know nothing.
I was found under a rock.
You should be rude to me.
You should hang up on me.
You should interrupt me.
You should talk down to me because I am female.
You should put ME on hold.
You should call me, I'll answer your questions, then you should CALL ME BACK, as if you are talking to someone else, to ask the same question because obvioiusly I didn't know what I was talking about the first time.
And please, please. Roll your eyes at me. I deserve it.