Brevity. What's that?
It's Wednesday now... and as redundant as this may sound, I am once again at the office, doing my usual nothings that I do here. I've got my The Great One!(tm) again, but this time I guess you could call it a The Great One! Turbo(tm), as it has a shot of espresso in it.... just what I need. I've already done my "work" in the garage, which consists of me shitting my brains out while reading either the holy Torah or my newest shitting reading which is some Intro to Sociology book... The funny thing is that I never read that book when I was actually taking that class... but it doesn't seem like I missed out on anything. Well, I think after shitting in the garage for like 6 years now, i'm about halfway through the Torah. It really is fascinating to me... Oh yeah, i'm getting sidetracked again... so on with my unfinished story (which I really think should just remain unfinished as I have little interest in finishing it)... Where were we? Ah, New York.
The cab driver never did figure out where Paige's street was... I think either Matt or myself spotted it... Anyways, he dropped us off somewhere on that street and we walked our freezing asses to the address of Paige's apartment. However, she had not yet arrived, so we stood outside for quite sometime. The entire time, I swore that we were gonna die from hypothermia.... but we didn't. Duh.
Ok, now the fun part... Since I managed to upload some of the many photos last night, i'm gonna begin with the picture update...
ORLANDO
A couple shitty pics from my phone camera... Bullets to Broadway...
And the Nazi parade...
Boner in full protest gear... Prolly one of the better things i've ever seen.
Cops hate California Raisins. We really should put an end to raisinism!
If you look closely at the next few pics, you might see real live Nazi's...
Snipers.
What's wrong with this picture?
AND OTHER PICS FROM MY ORLANDO TRIP....
Don't ask.
Monikers with Strike Anywhere? Yup, it happened.
Who the fuck wears swastikas to punk rock shows? Idiot.
I ran into Eddie Bum Ruckus and Jared from the Fuck Offs at the show... Wierd.
...and my boys from Protagonist were there too... South Florida representin'.
Mmm.Mmm.Good.
Last night in O-Town...
My eye was hurtin' real bad.
Art?
Met my new girlfriend at IHOP...
Dirrrrty South FL (pre-NYC)
NEW YORK...
Matty looks out the airplane window.
First stop: The Rodeo Bar, New York's number 1 country bar.
The Beauty Bar... Met up with the girl formerly know as Pop Punk Kelley...
Just after seeing Final Destination 3... There is a long story behind this pic... Just ask Matty the next time you see him.
Drink much, Zack?
Josh bartendin' at LuLu's in Brooklyn... Way too many free drinks for me.
Look! It's Jimmy.
NY car rides are fun.
..not as much fun as elevator rides...
Greetings from New York.
Matt's feet love walkin'.
Cough cough.
Is that period blood sauce that you are lickin, Matt? I think it is.
Badasses.
Can you spare some change?
New York car accident.
Jeez.
"Please please... don't eat me."
Goodbye fucker.
Brokeback air-mattress.
Matt sees you.
Holy shit, I thought that would never end... But that's all I got for right now... I'll post the rest once I have them uploaded... I'm sure you're all really excited... Anyways... I have to get some shit done... fuck.