*insert stuttering here* That's All Folks!
That's it. I'm done. That's all of it! *siiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I went over to the social security office in Worthington, and the door was locked. I was boggled, then I saw the tiny little note on the door that said the office had moved and it gave directions to the new location. Whatev. I drove over to the new office, waited in line, and finished up err'thang for my SSI. And while I was there I ordered a new social security card. I didn't need any of the proper paperwork showing my birthdate or anything because I had my ID and my old card, which was toe' UP, Jack! She simply checked my ID, I signed a paper, and she shredded my old card. (She said she'd "finish shredding it.")
I realized after leaving that I forgot to set up my direct deposit information.
So, I came home after following an f-ing jackass on the freeway who drove UNDER the speed limit in the passing lane. I like to set cruise on 67mph or so. I get the thrill of breaking the law, and the popo won't stop me.....as they have faster fish to fry(yay alliteration!).
I picked up my phone, and no dial tone. I reset the modem, no dial tone. I called Time Warner to get them to do something, and even though it worked yesterday, today there's something wrong with the lines in the apartment. I talked to a Jeremy, in Lima, who's a dickhole.
Me, after he reset the modem from Lima: "Still no dial tone."
Jeremy: "Yes sir, I know. I'm still working on it, you need to hold on."
M: "Ok, fine. Let me know when to try it."
J: "I will!"
Me, after considerable time: "Now?"
J: "NO, sir."
I then had to proceed to plug my phone directly into the modem to get a dialtone.
The reason I went through all of that was because I had to call the Social Security Admin. on the phone, and I was expecting to be on the phone for a long time and I didn't want to use Holly's mins on her cell phone.
Called them, talked to a computer for awhile, got a human who was no nonsense and took care of everything with the speed unexpected of a bureaucrat.
And now it's all done! All I get to do is sit and wait for the money to come into my account, which is sort of exciting. In a few days, I get paid, and Holly gets paid, and we get some moola from our new roommate, then next thing I know I'll be getting my SSI money, then my SSDI money. Good lord!
Things are going to start happening to me now!
I see Doctor Brandemihl on Thursday to talk about some stuff.
Sidenote: Mom, thanks for the Ambertose. Once I see what my money sitch is, I'll probably be getting that every month. And something with Acai. I actually am wondering how healthy I can be. I haven't given two shits about my health in some time, so maybe I should start.
I went over to the social security office in Worthington, and the door was locked. I was boggled, then I saw the tiny little note on the door that said the office had moved and it gave directions to the new location. Whatev. I drove over to the new office, waited in line, and finished up err'thang for my SSI. And while I was there I ordered a new social security card. I didn't need any of the proper paperwork showing my birthdate or anything because I had my ID and my old card, which was toe' UP, Jack! She simply checked my ID, I signed a paper, and she shredded my old card. (She said she'd "finish shredding it.")
I realized after leaving that I forgot to set up my direct deposit information.
So, I came home after following an f-ing jackass on the freeway who drove UNDER the speed limit in the passing lane. I like to set cruise on 67mph or so. I get the thrill of breaking the law, and the popo won't stop me.....as they have faster fish to fry(yay alliteration!).
I picked up my phone, and no dial tone. I reset the modem, no dial tone. I called Time Warner to get them to do something, and even though it worked yesterday, today there's something wrong with the lines in the apartment. I talked to a Jeremy, in Lima, who's a dickhole.
Me, after he reset the modem from Lima: "Still no dial tone."
Jeremy: "Yes sir, I know. I'm still working on it, you need to hold on."
M: "Ok, fine. Let me know when to try it."
J: "I will!"
Me, after considerable time: "Now?"
J: "NO, sir."
I then had to proceed to plug my phone directly into the modem to get a dialtone.
The reason I went through all of that was because I had to call the Social Security Admin. on the phone, and I was expecting to be on the phone for a long time and I didn't want to use Holly's mins on her cell phone.
Called them, talked to a computer for awhile, got a human who was no nonsense and took care of everything with the speed unexpected of a bureaucrat.
And now it's all done! All I get to do is sit and wait for the money to come into my account, which is sort of exciting. In a few days, I get paid, and Holly gets paid, and we get some moola from our new roommate, then next thing I know I'll be getting my SSI money, then my SSDI money. Good lord!
Things are going to start happening to me now!
I see Doctor Brandemihl on Thursday to talk about some stuff.
Sidenote: Mom, thanks for the Ambertose. Once I see what my money sitch is, I'll probably be getting that every month. And something with Acai. I actually am wondering how healthy I can be. I haven't given two shits about my health in some time, so maybe I should start.