When Alligators Attack Allentown!
Okay, this is a new one -- a six-foot-long alligator was caught in Allentown. No, seriously. Local odds are that it's someone escaped pet, or that it was let go when it got to be too much to handle.
Pity Loren Colemen isn't here to tell us of his "apporting alligators" theory (that alligators just keep teleporting around due to the inherently Fortean nature of the universe). Most likely it is just a strayed/cast-off pet, but still, just imagine it -- teleporting gators attack humanity! Doesn't that idea just scream to be made into a SyFy Saturday movie?
Pity Loren Colemen isn't here to tell us of his "apporting alligators" theory (that alligators just keep teleporting around due to the inherently Fortean nature of the universe). Most likely it is just a strayed/cast-off pet, but still, just imagine it -- teleporting gators attack humanity! Doesn't that idea just scream to be made into a SyFy Saturday movie?