Writing: My most absurd book idea. Ever.
So. For some reason, My Most Absurd Book Idea. Ever. was well-received. Cookies were offered and deities invoked, I even received an email from Horatio Nelson. Quite obviously, he has already been cloned.
I've thought about the plot. All night. And all day. This insane story wants to be written, there's no way around it. And I said to myself: Emma my dear, why not make it a serial novel? With new chapters regularly available as *.pdf files for download on my website? Free for all? Maybe with a "donate if you want to" paypal button? So everybody can have fun?
I replied to myself: hell, why not! You asked for it, now suffer the consequences!
COMING SOON TO EMMA COLLINGWOOD ONLINE
"TEENAGE CLONING NAVAL HEROES"
(Working title.)
Four British scientists, working in an underground laboratory for the mysterious FEEAD Inc., are tired of wasting their talents by cloning politicians, reality show stars and socialites.
They decide that the world needs better role models. The crypts of St. Paul's Cathedral and Westminster Abbey are raided with the intention to clone some of Britain's greatest heroes.
Their plan works, but unfortunately, Nelson is more interested in skirt-chasing than warfare, Collingwood wants to become a gardener and Sir Joshua Reynolds has discovered his love for mangas. Luckily for everybody, there's still Elizabeth...
My brain really, really scares me at times...
I've thought about the plot. All night. And all day. This insane story wants to be written, there's no way around it. And I said to myself: Emma my dear, why not make it a serial novel? With new chapters regularly available as *.pdf files for download on my website? Free for all? Maybe with a "donate if you want to" paypal button? So everybody can have fun?
I replied to myself: hell, why not! You asked for it, now suffer the consequences!
COMING SOON TO EMMA COLLINGWOOD ONLINE
"TEENAGE CLONING NAVAL HEROES"
(Working title.)
Four British scientists, working in an underground laboratory for the mysterious FEEAD Inc., are tired of wasting their talents by cloning politicians, reality show stars and socialites.
They decide that the world needs better role models. The crypts of St. Paul's Cathedral and Westminster Abbey are raided with the intention to clone some of Britain's greatest heroes.
Their plan works, but unfortunately, Nelson is more interested in skirt-chasing than warfare, Collingwood wants to become a gardener and Sir Joshua Reynolds has discovered his love for mangas. Luckily for everybody, there's still Elizabeth...
My brain really, really scares me at times...