Wife: "The steak is gone! Couldn't you have waited till dinner?!?" Husband: "But darling, I didn't take the steak!" Wife: "Of course you did! Do you want to tell me it got wings and flew out of the window?" Husband: "No, sugarcake, it was a three legged cat who came through the kitchen window and..." Wife: *reaches for rolling bin*
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And I guess if someone told that family that a three-legged cat stole their steak, they wouldn't believe it anyway, would they?
Oh, he's so pretty...
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Wife: "The steak is gone! Couldn't you have waited till dinner?!?"
Husband: "But darling, I didn't take the steak!"
Wife: "Of course you did! Do you want to tell me it got wings and flew out of the window?"
Husband: "No, sugarcake, it was a three legged cat who came through the kitchen window and..."
Wife: *reaches for rolling bin*
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