Character Questionnaire
I did this for a bunch of people. I guess I could take requests, if people were interested.
1) What gender are you?
I'm not sure yet.
2) What is your age?
The manufacturer's date-stamp on the synthesizer chips says August 2007, but I am sure I was not booted up until later than that.
3) Do you want a hug?
Sure, just be careful!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
I like to record and then play back mockingbirds' own songs to them at 78 rpm.
5) What is your favorite food?
AA batteries.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ice cream mucks up the internal works.
7) Are you a virgin?
No.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Not yet. I'm not sure if I ever will. It might be interesting to try.
9) Do you hate anyone?
I have an irrational fear of sea turtles, but I wouldn't call it hate.
10) Do you have any secrets?
No. *smiles sweetly* But I'm probably lying.
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer! Alternately, sensory deprivation chamber.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Myself.
13) What are your hobbies?
Listening to Mozart, MIDI remixing, surfing the internet, popping bubblewrap. I also volunteer as the mascot for a trans-world shipping company.
14) What is your favorite drink?
I can't get liquids near my circuits, sorry.
15) When is your birthday?
Probably sometime around late 2008.
16) What age did you die?
We die a thousand times before our deaths.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Yes--I'm nice and mean! Grr--r. *kawaii smile*
18) Do you have any siblings?
Well, somebody came out of the lab and off the assembly line before me and after me; does that count?
19) What do you think of your parents?
They were probably too smart for their own good, though that's just speculation. I really don't know.
20) Do you like your school?
I'm not in school.
21) How long can you stay under water?
I can't, except under special circumstances. I'm quite good at dog-paddling, though.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Have fun. Go to a lot of parties. Dance more. Be the center of attention. Try not to get hurt.
23) Do you love someone?
Nope, though I do enjoy others' company.
24) What's your favorite band?
I've worn out five cassette tapes of Paul Lloyd Warner's Oceans. You wouldn't know where there's another available, would you?
25) Ever worn a dress?
Duct tape, and saran wrap, but more for effect than anything else. Turn the lights off and it's kind of a distortion filter.
26) Want to have kids?
No. And I can't anyway.
27) Favorite videogame?
Rez.
28) At night...?
the stars shine brighter?
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes. Why, was that an invitation?
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Flesh, water, chocolate pudding, the thumping kind of base that resonates in your spine and in my circuit boards.
31) Anyone love you?
I don't think so, though I wouldn't know.
32) What's your favorite color?
Anything supersaturated on an LCD screen.
33) When was the last time you cried?
I cannot produce liquid, generally, although there was that time I accidentally leaked battery acid. Damn off-market brands.
34) Do you have a pet?
All the cute things seem to have claws, or dissolve my skin on contact.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Probably a bit.
36) What are you?
Generally happy and horny.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Mirror; if you look closer you can tell me....
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Pirate, I guess; easy enough to lure and then take the rum.
1) What gender are you?
I'm a woman, obviously. Jerk.
2) What is your age?
Just google it, ok? You can find all of this on the CNCP Board website.
3) Do you want a hug?
Do you want me to report you to the HR office for harassment? No? I didn't think so.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Well, I used to bite my nails in highschool, but then I started getting manicures. Instant cure!
5) What is your favorite food?
Probably scallops, or maybe, I know this sounds bad, angel-food cake?
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Butter pecan.
7) Are you a virgin?
Nope! David and I love each other very much.
8) Have you killed anyone?
No! What kind of question is that to ask a Christian?!
9) Do you hate anyone?
Oh, no.
10) Do you have any secrets?
When you're a public figure, you need to hold yourself to a higher moral standard.
11) What is your favorite season?
Spring; I love gardening.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My husband, David. And my sister, Carol.
13) What are your hobbies?
I love watching old black-and-white movies. Kind of cheesy, I know. I also like to workout at the rock-climbing gym.
14) What is your favorite drink?
I really enjoy mojitos, and mulled cider in the winter.
15) When is your birthday?
February.
16) What age did you die?
Not yet.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Is this some kind of trick question, some psychology thing? I mean, reall--how do you expect me to answer, "oh, I'm a real jerk?"
18) Do you have any siblings?
My sister Carol; she's a bit younger than me. My cousin Jeff was like a brother to me growing up, but I haven't called him lately. I need to put that down. *gets out iPhone*
19) What do you think of your parents?
They certainly set a wonderful example for me; my Dad's one of my role models.
20) Do you like your school?
I really liked St. Lawrence, but that was almost 30 years ago now!
21) How long can you stay under water?
I don't swim often. But about 30 seconds.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
I want to be a good partner for David, and a good...er, My other goal, of course, with CNCP, is to show our LGBTQ sisters and brothers their true calling within the Catholic church.
23) Do you love someone?
I was truly lucky to find David. He's an incredible man and human being.
24) What's your favorite band?
Maybe I do have a secret--I like Journey. Haha!
25) Ever worn a dress?
I wear dresses only slightly less often than pantsuits!
26) Want to have kids?
Excuse me!? *polite, almost vacant tone; steely glare*
27) Favorite videogame?
I play Wii sports sometimes with my nieces, Jeff and Elaine's daughters, but I'm no good at it.
28) At night...?
I'm usually up until 10 or 11, working, unfortunately.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
That's private.
31) Anyone love you?
David is truly my soulmate.
32) What's your favorite color?
Yellow.
33) When was the last time you cried?
You know, I can't remember. *smile*
34) Do you have a pet?
We used to have a dog, but sadly, we had to put Porkchop down last year. Haven't decided if we want a new dog, yet; our lives are just so busy.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
No.
36) What are you?
Busy, tired. My feet hurt a lot. From the shoes.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Brown.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Is this some kind of internet quiz? I have no time for that stuff!
1) What gender are you?
I'm a gay guy.
2) What is your age?
26.
3) Do you want a hug?
Sure. Just let me fill out my timesheet.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Who doesn't? I eat the last piece of pizza out of the refrigerator, and then put the carton back. It drives Mark crazy. And I leave the seat up. That drives Mark and Nancy crazy. I also tend to misplace my cellphone a lot. Mark would say "lose," but I always find it again.
5) What is your favorite food?
Probably a nice steak burrito.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Vanilla. Yeah, I know, I know. *grins sheepishly and a little annoyedly*
7) Are you a virgin?
*bursts out laughing*
8) Have you killed anyone?
If I had, do you really think I'd tell you? I mean, what the heck?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Yes, but I feel guilty about it.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Well--no. *smiles self-satisfiedly*
11) What is your favorite season?
Winter. I think it's kinda cozy.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My partner, Mark. Also my sister, Janice.
13) What are your hobbies?
I like to cook, and read, and sometimes I fool around on the clarinet. I was in the community band, last year; we did a couple of concerts in the park.
14) What is your favorite drink?
A toughie. Red wine; I think. Malbecs, usually.
15) When is your birthday?
September 3rd.
16) What age did you die?
I barely started, let me live a little!
17) Are you nice or mean?
It depends on what you want, hon...woah, woah, let me dig out my timecard...
18) Do you have any siblings?
My sister, Janice. She's really great, really supportive. Fantastic with kids; too bad she hasn't found anyone yet. I'm going to miss her.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They're ok.
They've mellowed with age, I guess. And they're happy I've got a good job, and that I'm with Mark. God, they're going to wonder why I don't call.
20) Do you like your school?
Hard Knocks. Can't beat the price.
21) How long can you stay under water?
I don't swim a lot. I've never timed it.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Yeah.
23) Do you love someone?
I love Mark. And I love Nancy, though of course she'd never admit it.
24) What's your favorite band?
You're never going to guess. No, no--ok, the Dunderheads! Oh, see I knew it. Nobody knows them, but they were this fantastic band from out of Minneapolis in the mid-80's. Folk-punk. Kind of a Dropkick Murphys precursor. But with that kind of 80's synth Moog thing. I know, I know. But you have to listen. Their song "A thousand drummers," oh God, it makes me dance and tear up at the same time. Here. *shoves iPod at you*
25) Ever worn a dress?
Oh, sure, whatever you need.
26) Want to have kids?
*face softens* Oh, yes. *he looks deliriously happy, but also terrified*
27) Favorite videogame?
Hm. Fallout, I think.
28) At night...?
I'm usually working. Emergency calls, sometimes.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
All the time.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
That's private, haha!
31) Anyone love you?
Mark. And Nancy, though she'd never admit that, either. But I know.
32) What's your favorite color?
Sea-green. Almost a blue.
33) When was the last time you cried?
10 minutes ago.
34) Do you have a pet?
No, Mark and I would have no time to take care of a pet. The condo won't allow it, anyway. Oh God, we're gonna have to break the lease...
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Right now, yeah.
36) What are you?
Well, I work--Mark and I both work--well, worked--for Popular Management Worldwide; in the population control division? I'm told I'm also well-read, and incredibly sexy, and have a degree in sociology from Tufts. I mean, I'm not told I have the degree; I actually have it.
And, apparently, I'm also a little crazy right now.
Though that's to be expected, with the--
No, no, it was nothing. I didn't say anything.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Ninjas. Did you know that was originally a kabuki thing, the black outfits?
1) What gender are you?
Um, I'm a guy.
2) What is your age?
Oh, god, what year is it now? 32, if you can fucking believe it.
3) Do you want a hug?
No, no thanks. No, really. It's ok. Yeah, I know I look huggable, but seriously. Now's not a good time.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Naw, I'm a squeaky-clean guy. An upstanding citizen. A veritable paragon. What do you think? Are you buying this at all? No? Heh. *grin*
5) What is your favorite food?
Candy bars. It's a bad habit.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Snickers cookie dough.
7) Are you a virgin?
Hell, no.
8) Have you killed anyone?
I sure hope not.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Plenty. But you've gotta know me a lot better before you know the questions, and better again before you know the answers.
11) What is your favorite season?
Spring. Early fall's a good time, too, for making some quick credit. The kids come back to town, and none of them know what the hell they're doing.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Probably Roscoe, down at the store.
13) What are your hobbies?
Eating out. I volunteer sometimes, too, community gardening and that kind of thing.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Oh god, probably a nice smoky tequila.
15) When is your birthday?
The ID chip in the card says May, so I guess that's it, although I dunno how we're supposed to trust these things not to get hacked into.
16) What age did you die?
Not dead yet, not yet.
17) Are you nice or mean?
It depends on what you want from me.
18) Do you have any siblings?
My half-brother lives out in Tennessee.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They did the best they could. I was probably a terror.
20) Do you like your school?
Night classes are ok. Kinda boring, really.
21) How long can you stay under water?
About a minute, last count.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Naw, I'm kind of a drifter. *he says this seriously enough, but his eyes say different*
23) Do you love someone?
Love? I dunno. I really like Kate, and I guess PJ, but I dunno if I'd say love. Maybe.
24) What's your favorite band?
Mountain Goats are pretty good.
25) Ever worn a dress?
Sure, there was this party back in college. And sometimes Kate likes it. I dunno where she gets this stuff. *grin*
26) Want to have kids?
Nah.
27) Favorite videogame?
Ok, so...probably Qbert. Shit I could play that thing all day when I was a kid.
28) At night...?
"Tie your heart at night to mine, love,
and both will defeat the darkness
like twin drums beating in the forest
against the heavy wall of wet leaves.
Night crossing: black coal of dream
that cuts the thread of earthly orbs
with the punctuality of a headlong train
that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly.
Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement,
to the grip on life that beats in your breast,
with the wings of a submerged swan,
So that our dream might reply
to the sky's questioning stars
with one key, one door closed to shadow."
Yeah, I memorized it. So what. It's not a prosecutable offense.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes, sure, lots of times.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Probably the pillow on my own damn bed.
31) Anyone love you?
I don't think so.
32) What's your favorite color?
Words...can't quite describe it.
33) When was the last time you cried?
About an hour ago.
34) Do you have a pet?
Gertie. Great, beautiful kingsnake. Sheds like crazy. I sit out there on the fire escape with Kate and Gertie and a beer, that's paradise.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Sure, that sounds like a reasonable assumption.
36) What are you?
I'm just this guy, you know? Nothing special.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Bloodshot. Nah, I'm just shitting you. Hazel.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Can I ask the ninjas to rob the pirates? No? Damn.
1) What gender are you?
I'm not sure yet.
2) What is your age?
The manufacturer's date-stamp on the synthesizer chips says August 2007, but I am sure I was not booted up until later than that.
3) Do you want a hug?
Sure, just be careful!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
I like to record and then play back mockingbirds' own songs to them at 78 rpm.
5) What is your favorite food?
AA batteries.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ice cream mucks up the internal works.
7) Are you a virgin?
No.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Not yet. I'm not sure if I ever will. It might be interesting to try.
9) Do you hate anyone?
I have an irrational fear of sea turtles, but I wouldn't call it hate.
10) Do you have any secrets?
No. *smiles sweetly* But I'm probably lying.
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer! Alternately, sensory deprivation chamber.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Myself.
13) What are your hobbies?
Listening to Mozart, MIDI remixing, surfing the internet, popping bubblewrap. I also volunteer as the mascot for a trans-world shipping company.
14) What is your favorite drink?
I can't get liquids near my circuits, sorry.
15) When is your birthday?
Probably sometime around late 2008.
16) What age did you die?
We die a thousand times before our deaths.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Yes--I'm nice and mean! Grr--r. *kawaii smile*
18) Do you have any siblings?
Well, somebody came out of the lab and off the assembly line before me and after me; does that count?
19) What do you think of your parents?
They were probably too smart for their own good, though that's just speculation. I really don't know.
20) Do you like your school?
I'm not in school.
21) How long can you stay under water?
I can't, except under special circumstances. I'm quite good at dog-paddling, though.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Have fun. Go to a lot of parties. Dance more. Be the center of attention. Try not to get hurt.
23) Do you love someone?
Nope, though I do enjoy others' company.
24) What's your favorite band?
I've worn out five cassette tapes of Paul Lloyd Warner's Oceans. You wouldn't know where there's another available, would you?
25) Ever worn a dress?
Duct tape, and saran wrap, but more for effect than anything else. Turn the lights off and it's kind of a distortion filter.
26) Want to have kids?
No. And I can't anyway.
27) Favorite videogame?
Rez.
28) At night...?
the stars shine brighter?
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes. Why, was that an invitation?
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Flesh, water, chocolate pudding, the thumping kind of base that resonates in your spine and in my circuit boards.
31) Anyone love you?
I don't think so, though I wouldn't know.
32) What's your favorite color?
Anything supersaturated on an LCD screen.
33) When was the last time you cried?
I cannot produce liquid, generally, although there was that time I accidentally leaked battery acid. Damn off-market brands.
34) Do you have a pet?
All the cute things seem to have claws, or dissolve my skin on contact.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Probably a bit.
36) What are you?
Generally happy and horny.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Mirror; if you look closer you can tell me....
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Pirate, I guess; easy enough to lure and then take the rum.
1) What gender are you?
I'm a woman, obviously. Jerk.
2) What is your age?
Just google it, ok? You can find all of this on the CNCP Board website.
3) Do you want a hug?
Do you want me to report you to the HR office for harassment? No? I didn't think so.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Well, I used to bite my nails in highschool, but then I started getting manicures. Instant cure!
5) What is your favorite food?
Probably scallops, or maybe, I know this sounds bad, angel-food cake?
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Butter pecan.
7) Are you a virgin?
Nope! David and I love each other very much.
8) Have you killed anyone?
No! What kind of question is that to ask a Christian?!
9) Do you hate anyone?
Oh, no.
10) Do you have any secrets?
When you're a public figure, you need to hold yourself to a higher moral standard.
11) What is your favorite season?
Spring; I love gardening.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My husband, David. And my sister, Carol.
13) What are your hobbies?
I love watching old black-and-white movies. Kind of cheesy, I know. I also like to workout at the rock-climbing gym.
14) What is your favorite drink?
I really enjoy mojitos, and mulled cider in the winter.
15) When is your birthday?
February.
16) What age did you die?
Not yet.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Is this some kind of trick question, some psychology thing? I mean, reall--how do you expect me to answer, "oh, I'm a real jerk?"
18) Do you have any siblings?
My sister Carol; she's a bit younger than me. My cousin Jeff was like a brother to me growing up, but I haven't called him lately. I need to put that down. *gets out iPhone*
19) What do you think of your parents?
They certainly set a wonderful example for me; my Dad's one of my role models.
20) Do you like your school?
I really liked St. Lawrence, but that was almost 30 years ago now!
21) How long can you stay under water?
I don't swim often. But about 30 seconds.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
I want to be a good partner for David, and a good...er, My other goal, of course, with CNCP, is to show our LGBTQ sisters and brothers their true calling within the Catholic church.
23) Do you love someone?
I was truly lucky to find David. He's an incredible man and human being.
24) What's your favorite band?
Maybe I do have a secret--I like Journey. Haha!
25) Ever worn a dress?
I wear dresses only slightly less often than pantsuits!
26) Want to have kids?
Excuse me!? *polite, almost vacant tone; steely glare*
27) Favorite videogame?
I play Wii sports sometimes with my nieces, Jeff and Elaine's daughters, but I'm no good at it.
28) At night...?
I'm usually up until 10 or 11, working, unfortunately.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
That's private.
31) Anyone love you?
David is truly my soulmate.
32) What's your favorite color?
Yellow.
33) When was the last time you cried?
You know, I can't remember. *smile*
34) Do you have a pet?
We used to have a dog, but sadly, we had to put Porkchop down last year. Haven't decided if we want a new dog, yet; our lives are just so busy.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
No.
36) What are you?
Busy, tired. My feet hurt a lot. From the shoes.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Brown.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Is this some kind of internet quiz? I have no time for that stuff!
1) What gender are you?
I'm a gay guy.
2) What is your age?
26.
3) Do you want a hug?
Sure. Just let me fill out my timesheet.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Who doesn't? I eat the last piece of pizza out of the refrigerator, and then put the carton back. It drives Mark crazy. And I leave the seat up. That drives Mark and Nancy crazy. I also tend to misplace my cellphone a lot. Mark would say "lose," but I always find it again.
5) What is your favorite food?
Probably a nice steak burrito.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Vanilla. Yeah, I know, I know. *grins sheepishly and a little annoyedly*
7) Are you a virgin?
*bursts out laughing*
8) Have you killed anyone?
If I had, do you really think I'd tell you? I mean, what the heck?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Yes, but I feel guilty about it.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Well--no. *smiles self-satisfiedly*
11) What is your favorite season?
Winter. I think it's kinda cozy.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My partner, Mark. Also my sister, Janice.
13) What are your hobbies?
I like to cook, and read, and sometimes I fool around on the clarinet. I was in the community band, last year; we did a couple of concerts in the park.
14) What is your favorite drink?
A toughie. Red wine; I think. Malbecs, usually.
15) When is your birthday?
September 3rd.
16) What age did you die?
I barely started, let me live a little!
17) Are you nice or mean?
It depends on what you want, hon...woah, woah, let me dig out my timecard...
18) Do you have any siblings?
My sister, Janice. She's really great, really supportive. Fantastic with kids; too bad she hasn't found anyone yet. I'm going to miss her.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They're ok.
They've mellowed with age, I guess. And they're happy I've got a good job, and that I'm with Mark. God, they're going to wonder why I don't call.
20) Do you like your school?
Hard Knocks. Can't beat the price.
21) How long can you stay under water?
I don't swim a lot. I've never timed it.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Yeah.
23) Do you love someone?
I love Mark. And I love Nancy, though of course she'd never admit it.
24) What's your favorite band?
You're never going to guess. No, no--ok, the Dunderheads! Oh, see I knew it. Nobody knows them, but they were this fantastic band from out of Minneapolis in the mid-80's. Folk-punk. Kind of a Dropkick Murphys precursor. But with that kind of 80's synth Moog thing. I know, I know. But you have to listen. Their song "A thousand drummers," oh God, it makes me dance and tear up at the same time. Here. *shoves iPod at you*
25) Ever worn a dress?
Oh, sure, whatever you need.
26) Want to have kids?
*face softens* Oh, yes. *he looks deliriously happy, but also terrified*
27) Favorite videogame?
Hm. Fallout, I think.
28) At night...?
I'm usually working. Emergency calls, sometimes.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
All the time.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
That's private, haha!
31) Anyone love you?
Mark. And Nancy, though she'd never admit that, either. But I know.
32) What's your favorite color?
Sea-green. Almost a blue.
33) When was the last time you cried?
10 minutes ago.
34) Do you have a pet?
No, Mark and I would have no time to take care of a pet. The condo won't allow it, anyway. Oh God, we're gonna have to break the lease...
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Right now, yeah.
36) What are you?
Well, I work--Mark and I both work--well, worked--for Popular Management Worldwide; in the population control division? I'm told I'm also well-read, and incredibly sexy, and have a degree in sociology from Tufts. I mean, I'm not told I have the degree; I actually have it.
And, apparently, I'm also a little crazy right now.
Though that's to be expected, with the--
No, no, it was nothing. I didn't say anything.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Ninjas. Did you know that was originally a kabuki thing, the black outfits?
1) What gender are you?
Um, I'm a guy.
2) What is your age?
Oh, god, what year is it now? 32, if you can fucking believe it.
3) Do you want a hug?
No, no thanks. No, really. It's ok. Yeah, I know I look huggable, but seriously. Now's not a good time.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Naw, I'm a squeaky-clean guy. An upstanding citizen. A veritable paragon. What do you think? Are you buying this at all? No? Heh. *grin*
5) What is your favorite food?
Candy bars. It's a bad habit.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Snickers cookie dough.
7) Are you a virgin?
Hell, no.
8) Have you killed anyone?
I sure hope not.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Yes.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Plenty. But you've gotta know me a lot better before you know the questions, and better again before you know the answers.
11) What is your favorite season?
Spring. Early fall's a good time, too, for making some quick credit. The kids come back to town, and none of them know what the hell they're doing.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Probably Roscoe, down at the store.
13) What are your hobbies?
Eating out. I volunteer sometimes, too, community gardening and that kind of thing.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Oh god, probably a nice smoky tequila.
15) When is your birthday?
The ID chip in the card says May, so I guess that's it, although I dunno how we're supposed to trust these things not to get hacked into.
16) What age did you die?
Not dead yet, not yet.
17) Are you nice or mean?
It depends on what you want from me.
18) Do you have any siblings?
My half-brother lives out in Tennessee.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They did the best they could. I was probably a terror.
20) Do you like your school?
Night classes are ok. Kinda boring, really.
21) How long can you stay under water?
About a minute, last count.
22) Do you have a mission in life?
Naw, I'm kind of a drifter. *he says this seriously enough, but his eyes say different*
23) Do you love someone?
Love? I dunno. I really like Kate, and I guess PJ, but I dunno if I'd say love. Maybe.
24) What's your favorite band?
Mountain Goats are pretty good.
25) Ever worn a dress?
Sure, there was this party back in college. And sometimes Kate likes it. I dunno where she gets this stuff. *grin*
26) Want to have kids?
Nah.
27) Favorite videogame?
Ok, so...probably Qbert. Shit I could play that thing all day when I was a kid.
28) At night...?
"Tie your heart at night to mine, love,
and both will defeat the darkness
like twin drums beating in the forest
against the heavy wall of wet leaves.
Night crossing: black coal of dream
that cuts the thread of earthly orbs
with the punctuality of a headlong train
that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly.
Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement,
to the grip on life that beats in your breast,
with the wings of a submerged swan,
So that our dream might reply
to the sky's questioning stars
with one key, one door closed to shadow."
Yeah, I memorized it. So what. It's not a prosecutable offense.
29) Ever kissed anyone?
Yes, sure, lots of times.
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Probably the pillow on my own damn bed.
31) Anyone love you?
I don't think so.
32) What's your favorite color?
Words...can't quite describe it.
33) When was the last time you cried?
About an hour ago.
34) Do you have a pet?
Gertie. Great, beautiful kingsnake. Sheds like crazy. I sit out there on the fire escape with Kate and Gertie and a beer, that's paradise.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
Sure, that sounds like a reasonable assumption.
36) What are you?
I'm just this guy, you know? Nothing special.
37) What color eyes do you have?
Bloodshot. Nah, I'm just shitting you. Hazel.
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Can I ask the ninjas to rob the pirates? No? Damn.