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today was really great.
i got out of bed because i had to throw up. i'm really sick. i mean REALLY sick.
i feel sad, because sarah and britney are complete bitches. they told everyone i have an std, just because i slept with both of their boyfriends on saturday night.
i'm so sad. my kitten got run over this afternoon. i found him when i was coming home from school. his head was all squished. i took some photos. i'll miss him. poor kitty.
last night i had to shave my entire body. apparently, the lice that i caught from amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. i look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. i'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
i want to tell the world that i'm gay.
i am sharpening my knives before i go to work today, because i'm going to cut out robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
today, i got a digital camera! yes! here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
i want to say thanks to simon and abbey and dave and the other simon for helping me on saturday. you guys are the best. by the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you sms me? adrian has my number.
i went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. and bipolar disorder.
you should all do this quiz! it's amazingly accurate. you just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
billy won't wake up. i want to stab him.
that's enough for now. but i'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (not safe for work - teehee).
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i got out of bed because i had to throw up. i'm really sick. i mean REALLY sick.
i feel sad, because sarah and britney are complete bitches. they told everyone i have an std, just because i slept with both of their boyfriends on saturday night.
i'm so sad. my kitten got run over this afternoon. i found him when i was coming home from school. his head was all squished. i took some photos. i'll miss him. poor kitty.
last night i had to shave my entire body. apparently, the lice that i caught from amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. i look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. i'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
i want to tell the world that i'm gay.
i am sharpening my knives before i go to work today, because i'm going to cut out robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
today, i got a digital camera! yes! here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
i want to say thanks to simon and abbey and dave and the other simon for helping me on saturday. you guys are the best. by the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you sms me? adrian has my number.
i went to the doctor yesterday, and he said i have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. and bipolar disorder.
you should all do this quiz! it's amazingly accurate. you just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
billy won't wake up. i want to stab him.
that's enough for now. but i'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (not safe for work - teehee).
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