Drabble: Misunderstanding
A/N: I've been having a dry spell lately, but here's a fun little drabble. I apologize for it's un-greatness and any other complaints.
Title: Misunderstanding
Rating: PG
Summary: Doumeki causes Watanuki anger, frustration and a misunderstanding.
Length: Drabble
Watanuki felt a tap on his shoulder.
“Oi.”
He turned and without really looking, he started screaming. He wasn't in the mood to deal with Doumeki.
“HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! DON’T CALL ME THAT! MY NAME IS WATANUKI KIMIHIRO! NOT OI! NOT HEY YOU! IT’S WATANUKI! I AM SO SICK OF YOU. YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL AND LAZY BASTARD WHO’S ALWAYS TAKING UP MY TIME WITH HIMAWARI-CHAN!” Stupid Doumeki bastard. All of a sudden, Watanuki froze. He was looking back at his classmate, Shuusuke-san, who was staring at him strangely. Watanuki cringed. This was all that stupid Doumeki’s fault, if he actually called Watanuki by his name then Watanuki wouldn’t have thought it was him, and wouldn’t have yelled at his classmate for nothing.
“I just wanted to know what the homework was, Watanuki-san, but I see that you’re not exactly very happy right now. Sorry I bothered you.” Shuusuke-san said archly, and walked away to another classmate for the homework.
Watanuki stared after him with his mouth gaping, at a loss for what to do.
“I’m sorry! I thought you were someone else!” He yelled, belatedly.
Sighing, he began to pack up his book bag. Stupid idiot…Really, now Shuusuke-san would probably tell people about how weird he was-
“Oi.”
Shuusuke-san again? Maybe he couldn’t get the homework from anyone else.
“Ah! Shuusuke-san! I’m so sorry for yelling at you! I thought you were that stupid bastard--!” Watanuki was cut off as he turned around to face Doumeki.
Doumeki raised an eyebrow at him.
Watanuki seethed.
“YOU BASTARD! THE NEXT TIME YOU ADDRESS ME BY ‘OI’ I WILL CUT OFF YOUR LUNCH SUPPLY FOR A MONTH. THEN YOU"LL STARVE TO DEATH AND HIMAWARI-CHAN AND I WILL BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. NOW SHUUSUKE-SAN THINKS I’M WEIRD BECAUSE I YELLED AT HIM, THINKING IT WAS YOU!”
Doumeki put up his hands to plug his ears. It was just another quirk of Watanuki’s that he put up with for the surprisingly good bentos. He walked out of the classroom, knowing that Watanuki would follow him because he repelled all of the spirits.
Watanuki didn’t stop yelling until Doumeki dropped him off at Yuuko’s shop. Doumeki thought, rather realistically, that he would be deaf in a few years...
“ I want tamagoyaki tomorrow.” Doumeki said, as he was opening the gate to the shop.
“ YOU!” Watanuki yelled, but Doumeki was already half way down the street. Watanuki sighed, and he wondered if he had enough eggs left.
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Tamagoyaki is a Japanese omelette-type dish that is often served with breakfast or in lunch bentos.
Title: Misunderstanding
Rating: PG
Summary: Doumeki causes Watanuki anger, frustration and a misunderstanding.
Length: Drabble
Watanuki felt a tap on his shoulder.
“Oi.”
He turned and without really looking, he started screaming. He wasn't in the mood to deal with Doumeki.
“HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! DON’T CALL ME THAT! MY NAME IS WATANUKI KIMIHIRO! NOT OI! NOT HEY YOU! IT’S WATANUKI! I AM SO SICK OF YOU. YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL AND LAZY BASTARD WHO’S ALWAYS TAKING UP MY TIME WITH HIMAWARI-CHAN!” Stupid Doumeki bastard. All of a sudden, Watanuki froze. He was looking back at his classmate, Shuusuke-san, who was staring at him strangely. Watanuki cringed. This was all that stupid Doumeki’s fault, if he actually called Watanuki by his name then Watanuki wouldn’t have thought it was him, and wouldn’t have yelled at his classmate for nothing.
“I just wanted to know what the homework was, Watanuki-san, but I see that you’re not exactly very happy right now. Sorry I bothered you.” Shuusuke-san said archly, and walked away to another classmate for the homework.
Watanuki stared after him with his mouth gaping, at a loss for what to do.
“I’m sorry! I thought you were someone else!” He yelled, belatedly.
Sighing, he began to pack up his book bag. Stupid idiot…Really, now Shuusuke-san would probably tell people about how weird he was-
“Oi.”
Shuusuke-san again? Maybe he couldn’t get the homework from anyone else.
“Ah! Shuusuke-san! I’m so sorry for yelling at you! I thought you were that stupid bastard--!” Watanuki was cut off as he turned around to face Doumeki.
Doumeki raised an eyebrow at him.
Watanuki seethed.
“YOU BASTARD! THE NEXT TIME YOU ADDRESS ME BY ‘OI’ I WILL CUT OFF YOUR LUNCH SUPPLY FOR A MONTH. THEN YOU"LL STARVE TO DEATH AND HIMAWARI-CHAN AND I WILL BE HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. NOW SHUUSUKE-SAN THINKS I’M WEIRD BECAUSE I YELLED AT HIM, THINKING IT WAS YOU!”
Doumeki put up his hands to plug his ears. It was just another quirk of Watanuki’s that he put up with for the surprisingly good bentos. He walked out of the classroom, knowing that Watanuki would follow him because he repelled all of the spirits.
Watanuki didn’t stop yelling until Doumeki dropped him off at Yuuko’s shop. Doumeki thought, rather realistically, that he would be deaf in a few years...
“ I want tamagoyaki tomorrow.” Doumeki said, as he was opening the gate to the shop.
“ YOU!” Watanuki yelled, but Doumeki was already half way down the street. Watanuki sighed, and he wondered if he had enough eggs left.
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Tamagoyaki is a Japanese omelette-type dish that is often served with breakfast or in lunch bentos.