( Private | Cursed Unhackable )

( I. PRELUDE )

ONE REASON WHY I FAIL AT ROMANCE
◈ The first time I kissed a girl, I made her cry.

THREE REASONS WHY I HATE THE CITY
◈ Because we can't do anything while we're here.
◈ Making the slimy git and my Mum fall in love. Do you realize how dist- disgusting just the thought of it is? No less it actually happening.
◈ List curses.

SEVEN SECRETS I'D RATHER ( Read more... )

...So Mum's kicking me out of the house so she can snog with my Chemistry Professor.

Awkward. Awkward. Do I have to reiterate awkward?We've got plans for today, right guys? Plans that don't include Guitar Hero, Metal Gear Solid or anything that requires us to stay inside? At least, not at my house. I'm always up for a game of football! ...Though ( Read more... )

Be careful, don't do tha-

Finite!

I wonder if all this is a result of mentioning I was homesick, but aside from the accidental magic and experimentation going around; it's actually been a lot of-

Finite!

-- fun.

...You know, I should probably give a few tips and pointers to the non-mentally affected of the City. It won't be something as elaborate as ( Read more... )

If I ever tell anyone I've spoken to my own soul, I'm sure they'd mark me as delusional and send me to St. Mungos.

If you ever tell anyone about the City, you mean.

So - er, Prongs, right? Same nickname, but I'm guessing you're not like him...

No, and I have to say it's nice to be out for once.

Aren't souls supposed to be inside?

It's gets ( Read more... )

( (Cursed Private | Hackers beware, slugs appear - from your stomach.) )

You there.

Huh-

Tell me where we are.

We're in the City, a cro-

Do I look like a bloody idiot to you? Location. Description. It really shouldn't be that hard, even for a muggle.

I've told you already, we're in the City. That's it's-

--- Crucio.

[ An intense scream hits the air, but even the shriek alone isn't enough to convey the effect of ( Read more... )