Terrence Malick’s CLERKS just wouldn’t be the same.
Ok once upon a time there was this movie called equilibrium and it was pretty fucking awesome but it only barely made it's money back by being a cult hit on dvd and we were afraid we weren't gonna get another film from the guy who wrote and directed it but then ultraviolet was announced and we were like yay and then we went and saw it.
And it had no writing... or directing in it. At all. Anywhere. For 88 minutes.
Btw, the story I just told was shakespeare compared to this movie. I mean it's not even that they were trying to make a movie instead of a film, they were trying to make a trailer. Or something...
Just please for the love of god don't go. That movie killed me by 88 minutes. Negative stars. Anything else you can think of for me to convince you that it's not even so bad that it's good. It's so bad that it's bad that it's BAD.
Fuck just don't go...
And it had no writing... or directing in it. At all. Anywhere. For 88 minutes.
Btw, the story I just told was shakespeare compared to this movie. I mean it's not even that they were trying to make a movie instead of a film, they were trying to make a trailer. Or something...
Just please for the love of god don't go. That movie killed me by 88 minutes. Negative stars. Anything else you can think of for me to convince you that it's not even so bad that it's good. It's so bad that it's bad that it's BAD.
Fuck just don't go...