Beatles Relationship Roulette
So I did this questionaire thing where you make a list of 12 people/characters in your fandom and then you answer a list of questions about the list of characters. For even more randomness I put my list of people through a list
randomizer. Interestingly enough this led to a lot of pairings I had no emotional connection to, or a negative one. I wonder if it would have been different if I had chosen list order. If I had a different set of questions I'd try it again.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Neil/Cyn Yes, I think I'd read that. Neil, your such a het slut. First Mrs. Best and now this.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mal Evans. Suprisingly hot. I’ve had such Mal/Brian plot bunnies lately.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bob “The Butcher Cover” Whitaker/Paul McCartney MPREG. I don’t know. John would punch Whitaker? Brian would have a stroke? Armageddon? The secret prophecies of Alistair Crowley? At the very least probably the second worst Paul McCartney MPreg story in history.
4. Can you read any fic(s) about Nine? Ha ha ha, very funny random number generator.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ringo/Neil? Sure. Ringo gets along with everyone. I’m not saying it would last, but they probably had fun.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Pattie/Brian, Pattie/John. The second obviously. The first is against nature and anyway John’s ego. Though, I did have a passing Pattie/George/Brian threesome thought this morning that was awfully tempting. No one appreciates Beatle incest like George.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve together?
In which Mr. Brown walks in on Ringo Star and Bob Whitaker. Well, he wouldn’t have left that out of his book, that’s for sure.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic?
Maureen Cox/John Lennon. In which John sets out to prove to the other Beatles that he is definitely not queer.
9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jane/Paul. I think there’s quite a cottage industry in that isn’t there? One with a whole weird conspiracy theory thing related to it.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Peter B/ Bob W. Ha ha ha. Grief-fic counts has h/c sometimes doesn’t it? How about ‘The End of Summer’
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mal deflowers Jane? !?! Nope, I just can’t do it. I can’t imagine Mal putting the moves on Paul’s girl and I can’t imagine a virgin having enough feminine wiles to successfully seduce Mal (again presupposing an existing Paul/Jane relationship). You'd have to go the girl uses roadie to get to star route but established actress Jane doesn't need to do that so...yeah, it's not happening.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Peter Brown slash. Yes, when it’s available.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maureen Cox. I don’t see too many Ringo/Mo fics out there. But I’m sure members of Beatles communities read them when available.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Cynthia L.? I’ve seen her a few times, but not often enough.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Three/Five?
Ringo/Mo/Pattie? Probably not, but it does have it’s appeal.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
John Lennon? “Paulie” lol.
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you use? Paul. I almost wrote one for ‘Hi Hi Hi’ not long ago. Today, it would be ‘Take it Away’. Generally speaking maybe ‘Baby I’m Amazed’ or ‘Yesterday’.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jane Asher/Neal Aspinall/Bob Whitaker? Het content. Eppie attempting to write Het content. Fake Gore. Crack.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ringo/John? I don’t know, but it would probably have been used in Hamburg and involved some combination of booze, food, and/or better accommodations.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Jane Asher. About a week ago. It was odd. Someone attempted to pair her with Brian.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? Neil Aspinall? It involves a really large office desk.
22. Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Cynthia/Brian? Hell yeah. Somewhat more likely if drunk. The real question is what state 9 would have to be in. Though I think In this case it’s possible that he could be persuaded, if drunk. And seriously pissed off at John. And so was she. It would be mainly comfort and wouldn’t get very far. And oh god this is turning into a fic.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Mo/Peter…..um. Yeah. That’s not happening. Peter, I guess.
24. What title would you give this fic? Peter, A Rat by Any Other Name (Why did I put Peter on this list, I can barely stand him with Brian. I can barely stand him in general. There should be a warning on this list - put the Town Bike at position 7 for more fun. )
25. Name three people on your friends list who might read it. No one.
26. Name one person who should write it. Ditto
27. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Peter/Paul? It’s true. Paul is dead.
randomizer. Interestingly enough this led to a lot of pairings I had no emotional connection to, or a negative one. I wonder if it would have been different if I had chosen list order. If I had a different set of questions I'd try it again.
- Jane Asher
- Ringo Star
- Maureen Cox
- Mal Evans
- Pattie Boyd
- Neil Aspinall
- Peter Brown
- Paul McCartney
- Brian Epstein
- John Lennon
- Cynthia Lennon
- Bob Whitaker
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Neil/Cyn Yes, I think I'd read that. Neil, your such a het slut. First Mrs. Best and now this.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mal Evans. Suprisingly hot. I’ve had such Mal/Brian plot bunnies lately.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Bob “The Butcher Cover” Whitaker/Paul McCartney MPREG. I don’t know. John would punch Whitaker? Brian would have a stroke? Armageddon? The secret prophecies of Alistair Crowley? At the very least probably the second worst Paul McCartney MPreg story in history.
4. Can you read any fic(s) about Nine? Ha ha ha, very funny random number generator.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ringo/Neil? Sure. Ringo gets along with everyone. I’m not saying it would last, but they probably had fun.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Pattie/Brian, Pattie/John. The second obviously. The first is against nature and anyway John’s ego. Though, I did have a passing Pattie/George/Brian threesome thought this morning that was awfully tempting. No one appreciates Beatle incest like George.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve together?
In which Mr. Brown walks in on Ringo Star and Bob Whitaker. Well, he wouldn’t have left that out of his book, that’s for sure.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic?
Maureen Cox/John Lennon. In which John sets out to prove to the other Beatles that he is definitely not queer.
9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jane/Paul. I think there’s quite a cottage industry in that isn’t there? One with a whole weird conspiracy theory thing related to it.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?
Peter B/ Bob W. Ha ha ha. Grief-fic counts has h/c sometimes doesn’t it? How about ‘The End of Summer’
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Mal deflowers Jane? !?! Nope, I just can’t do it. I can’t imagine Mal putting the moves on Paul’s girl and I can’t imagine a virgin having enough feminine wiles to successfully seduce Mal (again presupposing an existing Paul/Jane relationship). You'd have to go the girl uses roadie to get to star route but established actress Jane doesn't need to do that so...yeah, it's not happening.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Peter Brown slash. Yes, when it’s available.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maureen Cox. I don’t see too many Ringo/Mo fics out there. But I’m sure members of Beatles communities read them when available.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Cynthia L.? I’ve seen her a few times, but not often enough.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Three/Five?
Ringo/Mo/Pattie? Probably not, but it does have it’s appeal.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
John Lennon? “Paulie” lol.
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, which song would you use? Paul. I almost wrote one for ‘Hi Hi Hi’ not long ago. Today, it would be ‘Take it Away’. Generally speaking maybe ‘Baby I’m Amazed’ or ‘Yesterday’.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jane Asher/Neal Aspinall/Bob Whitaker? Het content. Eppie attempting to write Het content. Fake Gore. Crack.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ringo/John? I don’t know, but it would probably have been used in Hamburg and involved some combination of booze, food, and/or better accommodations.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Jane Asher. About a week ago. It was odd. Someone attempted to pair her with Brian.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink? Neil Aspinall? It involves a really large office desk.
22. Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Cynthia/Brian? Hell yeah. Somewhat more likely if drunk. The real question is what state 9 would have to be in. Though I think In this case it’s possible that he could be persuaded, if drunk. And seriously pissed off at John. And so was she. It would be mainly comfort and wouldn’t get very far. And oh god this is turning into a fic.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Mo/Peter…..um. Yeah. That’s not happening. Peter, I guess.
24. What title would you give this fic? Peter, A Rat by Any Other Name (Why did I put Peter on this list, I can barely stand him with Brian. I can barely stand him in general. There should be a warning on this list - put the Town Bike at position 7 for more fun. )
25. Name three people on your friends list who might read it. No one.
26. Name one person who should write it. Ditto
27. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Peter/Paul? It’s true. Paul is dead.