Apparently He Can Tell a Lie
For some reason, I distinctly remember being told about George Washington chopping down the cherry tree in pre-school. I also remember a few years later being told that the story was just a myth and being pissed that my teachers lied to me. I like to think that even at that young age, I was able to appreciate the irony of being lied to about a story where the moral of the story is "Don't lie."