Say Yes

A drag queen shows up. There is sex and Sam is emotionally brutalising and demeaning. This is shockingly awful. Ruth is willing herself to love her boring boyfriend. A magician shows up. I don't care about Ruth's hopelessness or isolation. This was not horribly credible. This was amazingly boring.

Cherry explodes in wrath and this display of ( Read more... )

'Born Famous' promo

Maybe.

Best Line:

“Life that was nearly theirs.”

'Titans' season 2 promo

Dick has longer hair and they're a superhero team now.

Best Line:

“No sidekicks in Titans!”

Who saw 'This Boy's Life', 'The Wedding Planner', 'Destiny Turns On The Radio', 'Witch Bitch' or 'Wrestling Ernest Hemingway'?

I won't read 'Escape Room'.

I won't review ( Read more... )

Equinox: The Book Of Fate

There is persoanl uncertainty, lack of trust and things can't be de-risked. There is unspoken tension and discord. People are stressing. There is havoc and destruction. Why is Gambi dressed like The Shadow? Black Lightning is antagonistic and there are serious pressing problems.

WTF is the shadow board? There is bullying and ( Read more... )

Wrongs Darker Than Death Or Night

To add to Dukat's sins, we learn he had Kira's mother as a 'comfort woman'. Ick. Kira time travels via the Orb Of Time. This was taste free.

Best Line:

“Eat better than they have any right to.”

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Clique 2x03

There is incoherence, aggrssively uncompromising SJWs and a soundtrack centred on singers who squawk like they' ( Read more... )

A Nation Reborn

This was lamentable. People live to excess and have moral decadence. The cheating whore is patronising and contemptuous of her husband. She scowls disapprovingly. Miguel and Pete are in hostile territories. This is clearly not of great importance. There is no uncompromising clarity. There is a hateful atmosphere and fear and blame. ( Read more... )

'Judy' trailer

Judy chugs pills and has no money and slurs her words.

Best Lines:

“Do you take anything for depression?”

“4 husbands.”

'Freaks Of Nature' promo

Monsters v aliens.

Milk chocolate with salted butterscotch & maple syrup - nice.

I will review 'Clique' series 2.

'Absentia' renewed again.

RIP Rip Torn.

My review of 'The Best Horror Of The ( Read more... )

'The Kids Are Alright' promo

“Can't afford asthma.”

'The Hills: New Beginnings' opening credits

NO.

'Batwoman' trailer

Ruby Rose is a new hero.

'Knightfall' season 2 trailer

Mark Hamill is a better actor than you suppose.

'The Boys' trailer

Karl Urban and his real accent v evil superheroes. A dolphin, guns, a baby and this looks okay.

Best Line:

“Spank ( Read more... )

‘Elseworlds’ promo
Oliver and Iris? What?

‘Arrow’ 7x06 promo
Yawn.

‘Supergirl’ 4x06 promo
They are not very subtle are they?

‘Pokemon: Detective Pikachu’ trailer
A live action Pokemon movie and Ryan Reynolds talks. Ha!

Best Line:
“Push people away and hate them for leaving.”

‘Captive State’ teaser trailer 2
A space rock, lies, resistance, an alien and ( Read more... )

‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ trailer
Cats, experimental music, fighting and Live Aid.

Best Lines:
“Only room in this band for one hysterical queen.”

“How many more Galileo’s do you want?”

“No one will play us on the radio.”

‘Overlord’ trailer
Is this or isn’t it a ‘Cloverfield' sequel? It’s WW2 and a plane gets shot down. There’s a village, Nazis, weirdness ( Read more... )

‘Charmed’ (2018) trailer
The original ran 1998-2006 and of course now they do a reboot. The mother is platitudinous. The attic window is broken. A long lost half sister shows up. So there is a new Piper, a new Phoebe who is a telepath and Prue and Paige are made into one character. The new Leo lurks. Who killed their mother? The Book of Shadows is ( Read more... )