Survey Says...
1. Height?
I was once 5'6", but some bitch hit me on a bridge and took an inch.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Ummm, that's a big negative, Bob.
3. Do you own a gun?
Nope. Dad's got an arsenal to which I have full access.
4. What was your favourite cartoon as a child?
Rainbow Bright
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
A little, but it's always for no reason. I am the snake charmer of paretnal units!
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Mmmm, chicken lips. . . Do chickens have lips?. . .
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? "Winter Wonderland"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
A tall glass of milk followed by a Venti Mocha Malt
9. Can you do push ups?
I'm really fat. My guess would be no.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Clean? Yes. Neat? No. Hair Dryer and brushes and product litter my counter thanks to CJ's fagtastic ass making me act like a girl and do my damn hair.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My gold butterfly charm and braclet CJ gave me a few years ago.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Depends on who's taking them. Dad...sure. Mom...only if they knock her out.
13.Do you have pets?
Satin Kitty is no pet. She runs that damn house. Did I mention that she bit Lyndsie for no reason other than that she hates her. ::giggles:: Yup. Bit the piss out of her. ::snickers::
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
The older I get the worse it gets. Oh wait. That's not A.D.D. I just don't give a shit about your damn kids, your jerk boyfriend, your whatever. Shut up and let me tell you all about fabulous me
15. Do you speak more than one language?
That depends. Have they made "Highly Medicated" an official language yet?
16. Middle Name?
Danette/Bitch/Greedy Whore
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) I need a cig.
2) I can't smoke with Mr. Dave here.
3) I really need a better job.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1) Gas
2) Smokes
3)Lemon berry creamslush
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
White Grape Flavored Sparkling Water, Milk, and Diet Coke
20. Current wish?
To be anywhere but this smelly hole.
21. Do you believe in destiny?
Hmmm, not really.
22. Current worry?
Car note + Christmas gifts = beyond broke
23. Current hate?
My new job, of course.
24. Favourite place to be?
With CJ, duh.
25. Least favourite place to be?
Diamondhead Resort
26. Where would you like to go?
Tahiti, Venice, Paris, St. Petersburg, Amsterdam, and a few other places.
27. Do you own slippers?
Nope. I stole my dad's camo slippers, though.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
Green keyhole necked sweater with black trim that I've owned for about ten years.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn, then tan.
30. Favorite colour(s)?
Black, pink, baby blue, plum, and a couple of others.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Do I get to wear the really big hat?
32. Who was your childhood hero?
Katherine Hepburn and Punky Brewster
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, I don't know the rest. Basically anything that comes to mind. Usually stuff like . . . I have to pee, I have to pee, why oh why didn't I pee first. or I got soap in my eye, Damn this shit burns, what the Hell's wrong with me, and now I have to pee.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My gross, late night sneaky uncle. After dealing with that, nothing else was scarey.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
What pockets?
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Airie's answers for Baker.
37. Last thing that made you cry? (Not including physical injuries.)
Missing Thanksgiving Dinner at Grandma's because my lame ass was too sick to move farther than it took to go from the bed to the bathroom and back.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Both lower legs crushed to bits and powder, taking away an inch of my height and leaving me on ass level in Hancock County. Ewww!
39. First concert you went to?
Oak Ridge Boys in California when I was four or five. They even sang the alphabet because there were so many children there.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2 - living room & playroom
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Lyndsie and Jeanette run a close race on this one. However, Aimee does get a bit loud, but that's only because she's half deaf.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Morgan
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I'm aware of.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yup. I only ever see tham at CJ's house. Oooo, I saw one at Morgan's a couple of weeks ago.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Secret Garden
46. Favorite candy?
Kit Kat Bars
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
"My Girl"
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Hell's Bells"
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching the new X-Men movie with Mom and Dad.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
I have to pee.
I was once 5'6", but some bitch hit me on a bridge and took an inch.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Ummm, that's a big negative, Bob.
3. Do you own a gun?
Nope. Dad's got an arsenal to which I have full access.
4. What was your favourite cartoon as a child?
Rainbow Bright
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
A little, but it's always for no reason. I am the snake charmer of paretnal units!
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Mmmm, chicken lips. . . Do chickens have lips?. . .
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? "Winter Wonderland"
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
A tall glass of milk followed by a Venti Mocha Malt
9. Can you do push ups?
I'm really fat. My guess would be no.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Clean? Yes. Neat? No. Hair Dryer and brushes and product litter my counter thanks to CJ's fagtastic ass making me act like a girl and do my damn hair.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My gold butterfly charm and braclet CJ gave me a few years ago.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Depends on who's taking them. Dad...sure. Mom...only if they knock her out.
13.Do you have pets?
Satin Kitty is no pet. She runs that damn house. Did I mention that she bit Lyndsie for no reason other than that she hates her. ::giggles:: Yup. Bit the piss out of her. ::snickers::
14. Do you have A.D.D.?
The older I get the worse it gets. Oh wait. That's not A.D.D. I just don't give a shit about your damn kids, your jerk boyfriend, your whatever. Shut up and let me tell you all about fabulous me
15. Do you speak more than one language?
That depends. Have they made "Highly Medicated" an official language yet?
16. Middle Name?
Danette/Bitch/Greedy Whore
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1) I need a cig.
2) I can't smoke with Mr. Dave here.
3) I really need a better job.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
1) Gas
2) Smokes
3)Lemon berry creamslush
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
White Grape Flavored Sparkling Water, Milk, and Diet Coke
20. Current wish?
To be anywhere but this smelly hole.
21. Do you believe in destiny?
Hmmm, not really.
22. Current worry?
Car note + Christmas gifts = beyond broke
23. Current hate?
My new job, of course.
24. Favourite place to be?
With CJ, duh.
25. Least favourite place to be?
Diamondhead Resort
26. Where would you like to go?
Tahiti, Venice, Paris, St. Petersburg, Amsterdam, and a few other places.
27. Do you own slippers?
Nope. I stole my dad's camo slippers, though.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
Green keyhole necked sweater with black trim that I've owned for about ten years.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn, then tan.
30. Favorite colour(s)?
Black, pink, baby blue, plum, and a couple of others.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Do I get to wear the really big hat?
32. Who was your childhood hero?
Katherine Hepburn and Punky Brewster
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, I don't know the rest. Basically anything that comes to mind. Usually stuff like . . . I have to pee, I have to pee, why oh why didn't I pee first. or I got soap in my eye, Damn this shit burns, what the Hell's wrong with me, and now I have to pee.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My gross, late night sneaky uncle. After dealing with that, nothing else was scarey.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
What pockets?
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Airie's answers for Baker.
37. Last thing that made you cry? (Not including physical injuries.)
Missing Thanksgiving Dinner at Grandma's because my lame ass was too sick to move farther than it took to go from the bed to the bathroom and back.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Both lower legs crushed to bits and powder, taking away an inch of my height and leaving me on ass level in Hancock County. Ewww!
39. First concert you went to?
Oak Ridge Boys in California when I was four or five. They even sang the alphabet because there were so many children there.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2 - living room & playroom
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Lyndsie and Jeanette run a close race on this one. However, Aimee does get a bit loud, but that's only because she's half deaf.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Morgan
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Not that I'm aware of.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Yup. I only ever see tham at CJ's house. Oooo, I saw one at Morgan's a couple of weeks ago.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Secret Garden
46. Favorite candy?
Kit Kat Bars
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
"My Girl"
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Hell's Bells"
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching the new X-Men movie with Mom and Dad.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
I have to pee.