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(1) List 16 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos. (because i am lazy, you get thumbnails! which i thoroughly encourage you to click!)
(5) Tag five people! boomingvoice, bubbleforest, pixiebeanz, liza1131, and ciudad. but really, i think everyone should do this, because i'm curious. also, you learn a lot about your type doing this. no, really.
1. david "sex on legs" cook. uh, i just went through my hormotional tag, and he's in about half of them, so i guess i'd say this is a surprise to exactly no one? just, you guys, idek. he's so adorable, and smart, and funny HOT. and not in that totally buff way, either. ugh, idk, he does funny things to my insides, not gonna lie. the adoration my girly parts have for him is through the roof. for further proof, see here.
2. jensen ackles. nnnnnngh. where do i even begin? when i first saw him, it was on dawson's creek and, yeah, okay, so not impressed, but then dean winchester swooped in and i was all ♥ ♥ ♥ and then there was alec in dark angel, and, just - yes. idk. he's gorgeous and talented and still so shy, which i find adorable and desperately hot all in one. so. yes.
3. shane mccutcheon off the l word. okay, so what i said about david cook being sex on legs? it is totally accidental. there was a whole transformation involved. shane? SHANE IS THE REAL DEAL, Y'ALL. i would go gay for her, omg. i just - i cannot explain it, her mouth and her hands and--i'm sure there will be much more squee forthcoming when i start watching the new season of the l word (YAY!) but until then, have at some evidence.
4. MICHAEL FUCKING CASTRO. so. this kind of came out of nowhere? except, nnnnnnnnnnnnnngh, IDK. WHY ARE PEOPLE RAGGING ON THIS GUY? he is awesome, pink hair and everything. and i have been all flaily about him the past couple of days, which is TOTALLY ridic, because it was a four freaking minute appearance on idol, BUT, and i am copy-pasting from a squeeful email i sent to bri, he is SO ARROGANT in a way that is RILLY RILLY HOT, fuck, idk. and yet he's so CHILL and all, like, friendly banter with jason AIFOJDSEDFOISGDJSSHAOIRFEJ CASTROCEST!!!!! ugh and then he has green hair at hollywood week, did you see the previews? OH MICHAEL. <3333333333 STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MOAR. want proof?
5. will moseley. uh, this is best explained by the fact that i have a thing for big brothers. and also he is really fucking hot. see pictorial evidence:
6. xu mengzhe, aka my taiwanese husband. and you know, i don't even feel bad about saying this because he's the perfect age, and he's big in all the right places (...or, well, hopefully all of them) but he's still totally athletic, and kind of shy about girls and he had to grow up so fast, and idk, he's like the asian version of justin and nick, only more adorable. idk. i want to lick him all the time, which is damaging to my tv, but still. and that MOUTH. *weeps*
7. jerry/ethan shaw, from eagle eye. i love shia, i do, but this is the first role that convinced me of his epic hotness. BECAUSE SHIA IN UNIFORM, UM, GUUUUUUUUH. SHIA AS A TWIN. OMGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. SHIA AS A FATHER FIGURE. OMGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I AM TOTALLY USELESS NOW. not to mention! CROW'S EYES. and he looks good in leather (KINK), and on a BIKE (DOUBLE KINK, HOMG, SHIA!). just. fuck. yes.
8. jesse mccartney. uh, seriously. does this even need an explanation? i think not. but if you want one (or five)? go for it. or, you know, check out one of his music videos. or keith. or below. yeah.
9. RAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. okay, first off? spanish. nnnnnngh. second? NUMBER ONE TENNIS PLAYER IN THE WORLD, WHAT UP. third? totally age appropriate. fourth? i am not even a butt girl, BUT SERIOUSLY. seriously. and the rest of him is pretty well built too. it doesn't hurt that he's totally adorable and huge and muscular and, like, fuck, idk. a total mama's boy. i love that. i love him. and he has srs skillz on the court, which, hell yeah.
10. nick carter. to qualify: big!nick could get in my pants any day, because hello, big, blonde and fucking breathtaking. he's supposed to be higher on the list, but idk, new nick makes me sad, and also he's kind of a douche in real life? so that kind of takes the appeal out of everything. unfortunately, he is still a big brother, and therefore still my type. damn you, carter.
11. chris kane. i love when old fandoms introduce you to new ones, and probably my biggest find from loving jensen ackles is this guy. mmmmmmmm, leverage is my new happy place because eliot is awesome, and hot, and he liberated croatia, and HE CAN ID A GUN OFF THE SOUND OF THE GUNSHOT, PEOPLE. tell me that isn't the hottest thing you've ever heard.
12. cappie from greek. he is a man of many (hidden) talents, and i love that. again, with the big and broad, but less - unfortunately - with the breathtaking, but he is ridiculous fun and funny and charming and charismatic, and all those traits are usually kind of intimidating, but he somehow makes them not, and he's just such a guy, and idk, there are so many layers to him and he's so interesting and a guy brave enough to switch majors as often as he has is a-okay by me. i find that intriguingly, disturbingly hot. nnnngh. also, he seems adventurous in bed, which, hi! FALL INTO BED WITH ME, CAPPIE.
13. richard blais. dude, men who can cook are sexy. men who can cook AND love babies? AND are genuinely talented, all-round good guys? SIGN ME UP. this first picture fucking slays me, you guys, idek. just - i get all warm and squishy inside when i look at it. i would probably propose to this man after we rolled around in the hay some.
14. brian "b free" friedman. CHOREOGRAPHERS FTW. i saw him with the straight do on so you think you can dance for all of two episodes, and the parts of me that weren't already sold went right out the window. and then i got one of his instructional tape thingies, and OMG. OMG, BB. i might possibly have to gag him during the sex, but every other bit of it would be so much fun.
15. dwayne from little miss sunshine. so, deviating from my usual type for a little bit to say, oh my god, idk why dwayne is so attractive to me, but he is. or, okay, that's a lie, because he's a BIG BROTHER, so that's less with the deviation, but still. idek, his scenes in the movie were my favorite, especially with olive and frank. it also helps that he's not even the TINIEST bit convincing as a 15-year-old. <3333333333
16. wu fucking zun. this is probably the most shameful admission on my list, but i just - I CANNOT HELP IT. he is adorable and hot and big, for an asian guy, and his tattoo is the hottest thing in LIFE, okay? i just look at him and he kind of makes me die a little inside. ever since i watched him on hana kimi, bad pronunciation and all, i was hooked.
and, because i couldn't help myself, a runner-up list of celebrities i would make out with, no questions asked.
1. luo zhi xiang. apparently, my obsession with him is far from over. he's just adorable and actually kind of built without going over the top (*cough*jared*cough*) and so funny and charismatic and stuff. also, he looks like he knows how to kiss. AND HE MAKES WU ZUN LOOK KISSABLE, which, okay, people i would make out with and people who made it to the first list are, when i compare the lists, totally different, so. yeah. i've forgotten my point.
2. ....david archuleta. fuck, okay. his mouth. fuck. i can't elaborate because it makes me FEEL ALL KINDS OF DIRTY, but dammit, he's all fucking doe-eyed and sleepy and, UGH THAT MOUTH. seriously. these pictures speak for themselves, idk.
3. zefron. HE'S EVEN INTO BIG GIRLS, SO. IDK, OKAY. YEAH. his hotness makes me kind of melt, and he's so cute and flirty, and even though he's, like, the same age as jesse, he's just not as sexual, or something, idk, so. idk why i'm trying to justify this.
(2) Put all of them in order of your lust for them. (1 is the hottest.)
(3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
(4) Supply photos. (because i am lazy, you get thumbnails! which i thoroughly encourage you to click!)
(5) Tag five people! boomingvoice, bubbleforest, pixiebeanz, liza1131, and ciudad. but really, i think everyone should do this, because i'm curious. also, you learn a lot about your type doing this. no, really.
1. david "sex on legs" cook. uh, i just went through my hormotional tag, and he's in about half of them, so i guess i'd say this is a surprise to exactly no one? just, you guys, idek. he's so adorable, and smart, and funny HOT. and not in that totally buff way, either. ugh, idk, he does funny things to my insides, not gonna lie. the adoration my girly parts have for him is through the roof. for further proof, see here.
Click to view2. jensen ackles. nnnnnngh. where do i even begin? when i first saw him, it was on dawson's creek and, yeah, okay, so not impressed, but then dean winchester swooped in and i was all ♥ ♥ ♥ and then there was alec in dark angel, and, just - yes. idk. he's gorgeous and talented and still so shy, which i find adorable and desperately hot all in one. so. yes.
3. shane mccutcheon off the l word. okay, so what i said about david cook being sex on legs? it is totally accidental. there was a whole transformation involved. shane? SHANE IS THE REAL DEAL, Y'ALL. i would go gay for her, omg. i just - i cannot explain it, her mouth and her hands and--i'm sure there will be much more squee forthcoming when i start watching the new season of the l word (YAY!) but until then, have at some evidence.
4. MICHAEL FUCKING CASTRO. so. this kind of came out of nowhere? except, nnnnnnnnnnnnnngh, IDK. WHY ARE PEOPLE RAGGING ON THIS GUY? he is awesome, pink hair and everything. and i have been all flaily about him the past couple of days, which is TOTALLY ridic, because it was a four freaking minute appearance on idol, BUT, and i am copy-pasting from a squeeful email i sent to bri, he is SO ARROGANT in a way that is RILLY RILLY HOT, fuck, idk. and yet he's so CHILL and all, like, friendly banter with jason AIFOJDSEDFOISGDJSSHAOIRFEJ CASTROCEST!!!!! ugh and then he has green hair at hollywood week, did you see the previews? OH MICHAEL. <3333333333 STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU MOAR. want proof?
5. will moseley. uh, this is best explained by the fact that i have a thing for big brothers. and also he is really fucking hot. see pictorial evidence:
6. xu mengzhe, aka my taiwanese husband. and you know, i don't even feel bad about saying this because he's the perfect age, and he's big in all the right places (...or, well, hopefully all of them) but he's still totally athletic, and kind of shy about girls and he had to grow up so fast, and idk, he's like the asian version of justin and nick, only more adorable. idk. i want to lick him all the time, which is damaging to my tv, but still. and that MOUTH. *weeps*
7. jerry/ethan shaw, from eagle eye. i love shia, i do, but this is the first role that convinced me of his epic hotness. BECAUSE SHIA IN UNIFORM, UM, GUUUUUUUUH. SHIA AS A TWIN. OMGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. SHIA AS A FATHER FIGURE. OMGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I AM TOTALLY USELESS NOW. not to mention! CROW'S EYES. and he looks good in leather (KINK), and on a BIKE (DOUBLE KINK, HOMG, SHIA!). just. fuck. yes.
8. jesse mccartney. uh, seriously. does this even need an explanation? i think not. but if you want one (or five)? go for it. or, you know, check out one of his music videos. or keith. or below. yeah.
9. RAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. okay, first off? spanish. nnnnnngh. second? NUMBER ONE TENNIS PLAYER IN THE WORLD, WHAT UP. third? totally age appropriate. fourth? i am not even a butt girl, BUT SERIOUSLY. seriously. and the rest of him is pretty well built too. it doesn't hurt that he's totally adorable and huge and muscular and, like, fuck, idk. a total mama's boy. i love that. i love him. and he has srs skillz on the court, which, hell yeah.
10. nick carter. to qualify: big!nick could get in my pants any day, because hello, big, blonde and fucking breathtaking. he's supposed to be higher on the list, but idk, new nick makes me sad, and also he's kind of a douche in real life? so that kind of takes the appeal out of everything. unfortunately, he is still a big brother, and therefore still my type. damn you, carter.
11. chris kane. i love when old fandoms introduce you to new ones, and probably my biggest find from loving jensen ackles is this guy. mmmmmmmm, leverage is my new happy place because eliot is awesome, and hot, and he liberated croatia, and HE CAN ID A GUN OFF THE SOUND OF THE GUNSHOT, PEOPLE. tell me that isn't the hottest thing you've ever heard.
12. cappie from greek. he is a man of many (hidden) talents, and i love that. again, with the big and broad, but less - unfortunately - with the breathtaking, but he is ridiculous fun and funny and charming and charismatic, and all those traits are usually kind of intimidating, but he somehow makes them not, and he's just such a guy, and idk, there are so many layers to him and he's so interesting and a guy brave enough to switch majors as often as he has is a-okay by me. i find that intriguingly, disturbingly hot. nnnngh. also, he seems adventurous in bed, which, hi! FALL INTO BED WITH ME, CAPPIE.
13. richard blais. dude, men who can cook are sexy. men who can cook AND love babies? AND are genuinely talented, all-round good guys? SIGN ME UP. this first picture fucking slays me, you guys, idek. just - i get all warm and squishy inside when i look at it. i would probably propose to this man after we rolled around in the hay some.
14. brian "b free" friedman. CHOREOGRAPHERS FTW. i saw him with the straight do on so you think you can dance for all of two episodes, and the parts of me that weren't already sold went right out the window. and then i got one of his instructional tape thingies, and OMG. OMG, BB. i might possibly have to gag him during the sex, but every other bit of it would be so much fun.
15. dwayne from little miss sunshine. so, deviating from my usual type for a little bit to say, oh my god, idk why dwayne is so attractive to me, but he is. or, okay, that's a lie, because he's a BIG BROTHER, so that's less with the deviation, but still. idek, his scenes in the movie were my favorite, especially with olive and frank. it also helps that he's not even the TINIEST bit convincing as a 15-year-old. <3333333333
16. wu fucking zun. this is probably the most shameful admission on my list, but i just - I CANNOT HELP IT. he is adorable and hot and big, for an asian guy, and his tattoo is the hottest thing in LIFE, okay? i just look at him and he kind of makes me die a little inside. ever since i watched him on hana kimi, bad pronunciation and all, i was hooked.
and, because i couldn't help myself, a runner-up list of celebrities i would make out with, no questions asked.
1. luo zhi xiang. apparently, my obsession with him is far from over. he's just adorable and actually kind of built without going over the top (*cough*jared*cough*) and so funny and charismatic and stuff. also, he looks like he knows how to kiss. AND HE MAKES WU ZUN LOOK KISSABLE, which, okay, people i would make out with and people who made it to the first list are, when i compare the lists, totally different, so. yeah. i've forgotten my point.
2. ....david archuleta. fuck, okay. his mouth. fuck. i can't elaborate because it makes me FEEL ALL KINDS OF DIRTY, but dammit, he's all fucking doe-eyed and sleepy and, UGH THAT MOUTH. seriously. these pictures speak for themselves, idk.
3. zefron. HE'S EVEN INTO BIG GIRLS, SO. IDK, OKAY. YEAH. his hotness makes me kind of melt, and he's so cute and flirty, and even though he's, like, the same age as jesse, he's just not as sexual, or something, idk, so. idk why i'm trying to justify this.
