"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test."
"As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over, you will be... missed."
"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all."
"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."
I <3 Weighted Companion Cube.
And Portal rocks.
And Johnathan Coulton did a BAD, BAD thing. :) To know what I mean, check YouTube for "The Portal Song".
(ephemeral)