Cracky predictions for the SPN premiere...
In an attempt to break myself out of this grumpy funk I'm in today, it's time for the yearly "cracky predictions" about tonight's Supernatural premiere.
For the newbies, this is a random list with references to other tv shows and fandoms, at least one MacGyver joke if I can fit it in, with absolutely no real spoilers. And suggestions are always welcome...
1. Lucifer rises, pops on a top hat, grabs a cane and starts to sing: "Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal..." before exiting stage right. Sam and Dean decide never to order the special again.
2. Lucifer rises, but he's too busy reading fanfic to start the apocalypse. There's no internet in hell, you know, which is what makes it hell. So he needs to get his non-con, hurt/comfort fix somewhere. Dean starts to wonder where all the limp!Dean stories are coming from, Sam tells him to stop reading Chuck's fanboards...
3. Attack of the Clowns! The real evil rises and the boys are powerless to stop those evilly grinning demons with their evil animal balloons...
4. The past 4 seasons are revealed to be nothing more than a creative writing project by one Sam Winchester who's still a student at Stanford...until Dean shows up...
5. The entire mytharc is rebooted when Sam goes back in time and changes the past accidentally, by getting John killed. Mary lives, and the rest of the season is played out by Colin Ford and Ridge Canape as young!hunters Sam and Dean. It'll help bring in the Hannah Montana Demographic...
6. Bobby tells the boys he's found a way to send Lucifer back to hell, and all they need is some holy water, duct tape, chewing gum, and a paper clip...
7. The Impala finally speaks. And boy does she let Sam have it! She's not too happy with Dean either. The last time he filled her tank he went for the Regular instead of Premium gas.
8. The boys get a new ally, who looks a LOT like their dad, but demands they call him...Eddie.
9. Nathan Ford is surprised when two brothers show up looking for his services. Can he run the biggest con of all, to save the WORLD?
(Yeah, I know, not up to my usual standards:) Suggestions?
For the newbies, this is a random list with references to other tv shows and fandoms, at least one MacGyver joke if I can fit it in, with absolutely no real spoilers. And suggestions are always welcome...
1. Lucifer rises, pops on a top hat, grabs a cane and starts to sing: "Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal..." before exiting stage right. Sam and Dean decide never to order the special again.
2. Lucifer rises, but he's too busy reading fanfic to start the apocalypse. There's no internet in hell, you know, which is what makes it hell. So he needs to get his non-con, hurt/comfort fix somewhere. Dean starts to wonder where all the limp!Dean stories are coming from, Sam tells him to stop reading Chuck's fanboards...
3. Attack of the Clowns! The real evil rises and the boys are powerless to stop those evilly grinning demons with their evil animal balloons...
4. The past 4 seasons are revealed to be nothing more than a creative writing project by one Sam Winchester who's still a student at Stanford...until Dean shows up...
5. The entire mytharc is rebooted when Sam goes back in time and changes the past accidentally, by getting John killed. Mary lives, and the rest of the season is played out by Colin Ford and Ridge Canape as young!hunters Sam and Dean. It'll help bring in the Hannah Montana Demographic...
6. Bobby tells the boys he's found a way to send Lucifer back to hell, and all they need is some holy water, duct tape, chewing gum, and a paper clip...
7. The Impala finally speaks. And boy does she let Sam have it! She's not too happy with Dean either. The last time he filled her tank he went for the Regular instead of Premium gas.
8. The boys get a new ally, who looks a LOT like their dad, but demands they call him...Eddie.
9. Nathan Ford is surprised when two brothers show up looking for his services. Can he run the biggest con of all, to save the WORLD?
(Yeah, I know, not up to my usual standards:) Suggestions?