May 30, 2006 00:01
Sometimes, I think I can't be too dim-witted to have made it through life this far. But then I have these series of moments where I am like, "Duh! During that conversation last week . . . you frickin did not catch the gist and put your foot in your mouth!" The worse kind are the ones where things are SO obvious, people are in disbelief that I said something so stupid that they start questioning themselves and do not correct me. Or maybe they are too polite.
I think I have a slight A.D.D syndrome cus I cannot seem to focus on the task long enough and maybe my highly-opinionated, single-track mindset, also means that sometimes I miss the obvious. Not to mention the fact that I am VERY VERY hopeless with directions, even after driving the same route for 3 times! Anyway, after this afternoon's "Eureka" moments, I am officially embarassed by my stupid comments that all decided to reveal themselves to me at one go. How nice for my pride.
In a bid to salvage my pride, I took an online IQ test. I scored 122 so I am not entirely spastic. Nonetheless because it is an online FREE IQ test, I think the true measure is for me to go take a MENSA test. After maybe 2-3 tries (hah hah), I should get a decent enough score to say "F-You!" to the world - it's YOUR thought process and reasoning that's f-ed up! I've had enuff of this sh*t! See, anyone wants to point out that MENSA tests are also generated by Man? Don't answer that.