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[eosleo]

I just performed the greatest kitty mindfuck to date. The door to my bedroom has a full-length mirror, and it was halfway open, angled so I could see Kitty B down in pounce stance. I bent over a bit and waggled (portmanteau) my fingers, enticing (!) her to hunt them. She did, and she hunted them right to the mirror, where she ran into glass and

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Fuck the mind, fuck the cat!

[cetananas]

Why haven't you gotten rid of that nasty thing yet? You do realize your rats have fleas now, and probably mites.

[paperpoultice]

Oh, you went right the fuck into those streets, Jenn. Past a woman calling you hither (Gibbard) and into a CVS to buy bingo prizes.

BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER. (Although the woman on the corner had me torn.)

I'm going to tire the fuck out of my new construction habit.