Manliest Holiday Ever
Is there a holiday more manly than groundhog day? Let's find something... furry and cute. Now, let's f-ck with it. Pull it out of it's home at the break of dawn. Put words in it's mouth. Then hold it to whatever words you put in it's mouth. It better control things it can't control, or we'll be back in April to make slippers outta it. Hell, i get a boner just thinking about that.