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[envyslittleboi]

Envy, you're a I can't read the word human-loving weirdo who what's that? enjoys being nice and wimpy. You should've married a human alchemist and protected them from us, because what does "UFO" stand for? you're a UFO and-- Screw it

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[bestest_brother]

Eh? I thought you liked Envy?

[envyslittleboi]

I was checking something, Wannabe-Me.

[bestest_brother]

Checking what?

And you're the wannabe. I was born way before you.

[envyslittleboi]

Strength.

You only wish you could be half as good as me. I was here first, I'm better than you, and you're a wannabe, Wannabe-Me.

[bestest_brother]

Whose strength? Yours?

Yeah, right. I like being human, thank you.

[envyslittleboi]

Envy's.

And yet you still wish you were me.

[bestest_brother]

Huh, why?

...Not a chance.

[envyslittleboi]

No point in following a weakling.

Then stop trying to look like me.

[bestest_brother]

So? Did you find him strong?

I don't try to look like you. You keep your hair down and you have these freakish tattoos all over.

[envyslittleboi]

That's a stupid question.

You're attempting to imitate me with your hair and eyes.

[bestest_brother]

How's it stupid?

I told you already, I was born first, so you're the imitation.

[envyslittleboi]

You're stupid, so it's a stupid question.

How do you know when I was created? And I was here first, so you're the copy-cat.

[bestest_brother]

Well, if you were smart, you woulda given a smart answer, but since you can't, it means you're not so smart either.

Because~ when I fought the homunculi, you hadn't been created yet and I think I know who you were made from anyway.

[Strike illegible]

[envyslittleboi]

Why should I humor an idiot?

We've already figured out that we're all from different versions of our realities. You don't exist in mine, the Elric-brat is older and most of the military is dead. I don't exist in yours, Elric-brat is younger, there's a Wannabe-Me, Envy is a wimp and there's a Wannabe-Me.

Just want to drive that last point through your thick skull.

[bestest_brother]

Maybe you just don't know the answer.

This Envy isn't from my time either, kiddo. Get that through your thick skull. And anyway, most of the events coincide in my world and Envy's, especially things earlier on, so logically, they should have been the same in your world as well.

[envyslittleboi]

Would I follow him if he were weak?

The Envy that was here earlier on wouldn't fight, but this Envy does.

And logically, since I don't exist in either of your worlds, the timeline would be different.