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Envy, you're a I can't read the word human-loving weirdo who what's that? enjoys being nice and wimpy. You should've married a human alchemist and protected them from us, because what does "UFO" stand for? you're a UFO and-- Screw it.
Envy, I love you, let's sing and dance and grow flowers together while we plan our wedding.
*waits to be beaten up*
[[Strikes illegible]]
((Pride's been reading books, trying to find an insult that'll make Envy want to beat him up.
But most of the insulting words in said books are smudged, so Pride couldn't read them.
And UFO? "Unidentified Flying Object". No, Pride doesn't know what it stands for.))
Envy, I love you, let's sing and dance and grow flowers together while we plan our wedding.
*waits to be beaten up*
[[Strikes illegible]]
((Pride's been reading books, trying to find an insult that'll make Envy want to beat him up.
But most of the insulting words in said books are smudged, so Pride couldn't read them.
And UFO? "Unidentified Flying Object". No, Pride doesn't know what it stands for.))