and i wonder why i don't have any friends

[entropicbouquet]

Me: That just means I'm a loser, and you know it.
Jackie: No way! Ask anyone here and they'll tell you you're the coolest.
Me: Not Sydney. I've called her a fuck-up twice today.
Jackie: Hey, Sydney! Isn't Mica the coolest girl here?
Sydney: .....I guess.
Me: God, Sydney, you're such a kiss-ass.