[Kurt gets the message, and he's really curious, so he heads down to the parlor to check things out himself. Once he gets there, he peeks into the room, hiding most of his body behind the door frame.]
You said you know stories?
[He's not sure why this is surprising, really. But he stares at Dean for a while, thinking about it.]
...You probably only know scary ghost stories, right? 'Cause of the hunting and stuff?
[And he doesn't want a scary story before he goes to bed. He'll have nightmares or something.]
[Kurt peeks back out in the hall for a second, trying to decide. He's a little hesitant, but...deep down he knows that Dean didn't mean all those things he did, so he's not really worried. He decides to come inside, and goes right up to Dean and tugs on his pants.]
Do they have any stories about Princes or Princesses?
[Those aren't usually scary. They're full of love, and romance, and happily ever after, and the mermaid gets to keep her new legs and her voice, and the Beast gets a magic shave.]
...uh. Snow White? [He grins crookedly.] I can poke around the books if you want.
[Wait, didn't Snow White get suffocated by a magical corset? And didn't Red Riding Hood get eaten? And didn't Sleeping Beauty get raped while she was unconscious? And didn't the Little Mermaid drown herself?
Okay! I know how that story goes. It has Prince Charming in it!
[And he sighs at the thought. He was obviously the best part. No one cared about Snow White or the Dwarves, not when Prince Charming was busy being dreamy.]
You said you know stories?
[He's not sure why this is surprising, really. But he stares at Dean for a while, thinking about it.]
...You probably only know scary ghost stories, right? 'Cause of the hunting and stuff?
[And he doesn't want a scary story before he goes to bed. He'll have nightmares or something.]
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[He might as well offer. It's the nice thing to do with Kurt, since really scary stories might make him toss his cookies.]
...you gonna come in, or stay out there?
[Seriously, Dean is just happy that Kurt is talking to him.]
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Do they have any stories about Princes or Princesses?
[Those aren't usually scary. They're full of love, and romance, and happily ever after, and the mermaid gets to keep her new legs and her voice, and the Beast gets a magic shave.]
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[Wait, didn't Snow White get suffocated by a magical corset? And didn't Red Riding Hood get eaten? And didn't Sleeping Beauty get raped while she was unconscious? And didn't the Little Mermaid drown herself?
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.]
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[And he sighs at the thought. He was obviously the best part. No one cared about Snow White or the Dwarves, not when Prince Charming was busy being dreamy.]
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You don't have a crush on him, do you?
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