(no subject)
Who: Russia and whoever wanted to kill him and wants to join this log
Where: Outside
When: During the Russia event
Rating: WHO KNOWS
Summary: To anyone who wants to kill Russia: croquet match. Here and now. By the way, caps not required, Linda and I are just retards.
the Story:
HERE IS RUSSIA.
SOME PEOPLE WANTED TO START A REVOLUTION WHEN HE TOOK OVER WONDERLAND. (FUCK YOU HUNGARY.)
CLEARLY THE ONLY ANSWER IS THE MOST FUCKED UP GAME OF CROQUET EVER.
CLEARLY.
BY THE WAY, RUSSIA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A MALLET (READ: PIPE.) THE REST OF YOU BETRAYING WHORESONS CAN MAKE YOUR OWN OUT OF SNOW. YOU ARE ALL THE CROQUET BALLS. THE HOOPS ARE ARCHES MADE OF SUNFLOWERS.
SORRY IF THE KGB RIPS YOU FROM YOUR WARM, COMFY ROOMS.
Where: Outside
When: During the Russia event
Rating: WHO KNOWS
Summary: To anyone who wants to kill Russia: croquet match. Here and now. By the way, caps not required, Linda and I are just retards.
the Story:
HERE IS RUSSIA.
SOME PEOPLE WANTED TO START A REVOLUTION WHEN HE TOOK OVER WONDERLAND. (FUCK YOU HUNGARY.)
CLEARLY THE ONLY ANSWER IS THE MOST FUCKED UP GAME OF CROQUET EVER.
CLEARLY.
BY THE WAY, RUSSIA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A MALLET (READ: PIPE.) THE REST OF YOU BETRAYING WHORESONS CAN MAKE YOUR OWN OUT OF SNOW. YOU ARE ALL THE CROQUET BALLS. THE HOOPS ARE ARCHES MADE OF SUNFLOWERS.
SORRY IF THE KGB RIPS YOU FROM YOUR WARM, COMFY ROOMS.