Right, I found 2 similar meme's and I was so bored and miserable I thought I'd answer to both just cause...
1. What curse word do you use the most? .
Oh,I curse like a sailor,a drunk sailor to be exact(now,what does that say about me? nothing good I guess *shrug*). In english I say Fuck a lot. In my language....haha...my language is perfect for swearing,you can make em up,combine them,it was made for swearing.
2. Do you own an iPod?
Yeah,an old one I never use anymore.I use my Blackberry as a music player too.
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
hughville 4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
Alarm clock? Kill it...with fire ! I never used such an evil device,they scare me so I use my internal clock instead but I usually don't need to wake up at a certain time.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
Yes but in a "no" fashion
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Trying to learn some tough 8th grade math aka being tutored
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take it.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Inglourious Basterds....3rd time
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Nope
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yeah, I call myself lazy,my mom calls me lazy,I am lazy
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Not if can help it even if I haven't had a proper ,uninterrupted sleep in over a year. Took half a Xanax for a week last month,major insomnia then.
12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Ah,cd's.....I am very fond of my mp3's right now really.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
chocolate milk
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Hmmm....it's a secret
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
a month ago or so
16. Can you whistle?
yeah but not using my fingers
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes,mouth,nose,hands,crotch
18. What are you looking forward to?
Yeah,I kinda'stopped hoping for anything to happen so I'm ,probably wrongly, not looking forward to anything.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Who didn't ? From Tom&Jerry to Scooby Doo,Pirates of Dark Water,Captain Planet,Dexter's Lab,etc
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
No but I own t-shirts like the ones House wears(2) and 1 like Hugh wears.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
WAllowing in self pity,trying to get through the day,obsessing,trying to get myself to at least clean my room a bit
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Neah
23. What was the last song you heard?
Just listened to the Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Half Way on MTV
24. Last time you cried?
I'm too pathetic to answer that
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop cause my beloved desktop is a little unwell at the moment
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I would like to get a tattoo once
27. What’s the weather like?
Somewhere in between cloudy and sunny
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
Depends
29. What did you do before this?
Nothing,played poker on Facebook
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
No idea
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I used to sleep 7 or more but now I only get about 5hrs of sleep per night and they are interrupted. I can function with 4 or 5hrs but I feel tired.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Yes.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
Nope
34. What did you do last night?
Watched a football match,played poker,wallowed in self pity,watched a political/social talk show,went to bed
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Sure
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
23 on the 22nd of June.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
It does annoy me when people make big mistakes but I'm not perfect so I don't demand or expect it from others
38. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nope. Why do these meme's always seem made for americans?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
I like men better
40. Do you like mustard?
Yeah
41. Do you sleep on your side?
Yes.
42. Do you watch the news?
Oh yeah, I get a kick out of our politics so..
43. How did you get one of your scars?
Fell on a glass table and got a cut on the palm of my hand that left quite the visible scar.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Mom,myself.
45. Do you like anybody?
Sadly,yes
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
a magazine
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
The right cause I'm a lefty
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Yeah
49. What colour is your razor?
Green and whiteNo one and nothing.
50. What is your blood-type?
NO bloody clue
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Who do you think? To Hugh Laurie but not back to back,front to front otherwise there's no fun
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
No idea
53. How do you feel about carrots?
Carrots are great as long as they are not cooked cause cooked carrots are just icky(unless they are baby carrots in some sort of chinese food I guess).
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
big dining table we have but we rarely use, about 8 chairs. 4 at the kitchen table.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Really? Not Victoria in any case. I'll say that Sporty Spice one,whatever her name was,I think she had one song I was ok with.
56. Do you know what time it is?
15:11
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Loved that show so let's see *you tube's it*....yeah, I know most of the lyrics.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Unless there's a possibility the elevator would free fall I'd probably get bored.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
Orbit
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
T
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Sadly
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
Maybe not know to fully explain the meaning but otherwise no
63. Do you like to sleep?
Yes and I miss it
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Again with the american shit.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Yes.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
A mustang? Yeah. A yellow mustang? No,that's a horrible color for a car
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
To move to England and become a citizen,to be happy,travel the world comfortably. Kinda'killed all these dreams though
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
No, I don't even have to shave my legs,I have just a few scattered strands of light colored,soft hair you can hardly spot or feel.
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
No
71. Describe your hair:
Brown(more on the light side),short,manly haircut,very thick
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Never get me near a spider,rat or creepy bug...other than that I am cool
73. Are you an adult?
Yes and no
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
At work, in the US
75. Do you have a tan?
Very slight,remnant of my trip last October
76. Are you a television addict?
Yes but I watch my tv addictions on my pc
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
Normally I would but in the past year we've been fighting a lot
78. Are you a sugar freak?
No.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes.
80. What sign are you?
I hate the name of my sign in english.I'll just say Crab
01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I wish
02) What was your dream growing up?
Doesn't really matter anymore,better not to have dreams unless you're the hard working type
03) What talent do you wish you had?
I would have loved to be able to play musical instruments,the piano,guitar,etc.
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Beer or black tea.
05) Favourite vegetable?
Potatoes.
06) What was the last book you read?
A book by Jeremy Clarkson
07) What zodiac sign are you?
Already answered that one
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
Just the pierced ears but I never wear earrings
09) Worst Habit?
Oh,where to begin ! I am too realistic,borderline pessimistic,I put myself down constantly,beat myself up,make myself feel worse,I obsess,I bite my lips,throw my clothes in the closet without properly folding them,etc.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Depends on who you are and if I had a car
11) What is your favourite sport?
Football and I love watching Ski Jumping.Favorite to play is Basketball followed by tennis
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Let's just say I make myself unhappy sometimes
13) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Dad died on the 26th of December 2001, I didn't manage to finish my diploma paper in time so I'm now a year late in getting my "licenta"as we call it, BS as it probably is in other countries. It's almost 3 years since I was really,really stupid about something(didn't actually do anything,it wasn't a deed)
14) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I am an extreme tom boy, I hate women clothing,make up, hair styles .
15) Do you have any pets?
2 dogs
16) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Both. Cute unless they are meant to be evil clowns from horror movies.
17) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My nose although there's nothing special about it, I'd like to be a little taller although I am around teh 1.70m mark, a little fitter,prettier ..the usual. Oh and if I could be born again I'd like to be born as a man.
18) What colour eyes do you have?
Blue. Sometimes they look blue-green(like in the sunlight),sometimes they have a greyish tint,most of the time they're just blue.
19) Ever been arrested?
No.
20) Bottle or can soda?
Bottle but I don't drink much soda, very rarely and then it's usually Schweppes or Nestea Ice Tea
21) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Travel
22) What's your favourite place to hang out at?
Somewhere I can never be. Other than that...the water pipe place
23) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes and no, I like ghost hunting shows, I would like to see them actually catch something but I wouldn't like to see one myself. Did go to Mary King's Close in Edinburgh ,that's supposedly haunted but I saw nothing
24) Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
trave,Watch tv shows,listen to music. What I want to do most i can't
25) Do you swear a lot?
YEah
26) Biggest pet peeve?
when people throw rubbish on the ground/floor ,when people do gross stuff like picking their nose in public
27) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Troubled
28) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
I believe in it and appreciate it. I don't ,however,believe in ever lasting love and I sadly don't believe I'll ever get what I need out of it.
29) Favourite and least favourite food?
Favorite....so many, turkish/arabic stuff like kebap's,lentil soup,sweets ,tripe sour soup ; pork stuff on the bbq(especially ribs),cheese filled sausages(austrian) ,schnitzel and also I would like to mention the amazing cremeschnitte from this famous austrian place called Demel because that is hands down the best thing in the whole wide world.
Least favorite...I don't know but I hate veggie soup and anything that has only cooked veggies in it.
30) Do you believe in God?
It's complicated. I don't believe in the God from the Bible but I do believe there might be some force,something that influences our lives,either a force withing each of us or something that physics is yet to discover,kinda'like antimatter or exotic particles.
31) Do you bite your nails?
Yes.
32) Do you shower in the morning or before going to bed?
Call me dirty but I don't really understand why I should shower in the morning if I showered before bed unless I lived in an oven or had sex. I'm too lazy in the morning so before bed is best
33) Can you act?
No.
34) Cats or dogs?
Dogs
35) Hottest guy at the moment?
Hugh Laurie
36) Do people like you?
I don't like myself right now
37) What was the last gift you gave your mother?
A digital photo frame
38) Love and respect or lust and passion?
All of those, I have to feel all of those to say I want to be with someone.