A tenative, hesitant attempt at a timeline. It will most likely be forgotten and not kept up with, much to Alice's disappointment. Ah, well.

( 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: )

(  “What do you call yourself?” The smiling teeth were exponentially larger than she had imagined. “Alice,” she says, with dignity. )

( There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. )

( We're all mad here. )