i am not a porn star, i swear!
i am often asked what i do at my job. well, my answers always vary, but i thought i would give you a few lines shouted between my coworker and i today and maybe you can figure out what exactly it is that i do.
"it's almost there... almost... just push it in a little more..."
"oh god, i love it when they slip in that easily!"
"hey, this one needs more lube."
"put you finger on it... right there... that's the spot."
"if i have to do one more without a break i swear to fucking god i will go blind."
"wow, how much oil did you use?"
"k, it dropped to the floor and is ready for you."
"ugh! this is so kinky i can't do it!"
"why won't it just go in?"
"this one is way too loose."
"you have to tie them down tighter in the future so they don't move."
"you can do two at a time, don't worry."
"yes... no... wait... you almost... yes... god, stop doing it so fast!"
"you keep pulling it in and out."
"woohoo! i got it in on the first try!"
"it's almost there... almost... just push it in a little more..."
"oh god, i love it when they slip in that easily!"
"hey, this one needs more lube."
"put you finger on it... right there... that's the spot."
"if i have to do one more without a break i swear to fucking god i will go blind."
"wow, how much oil did you use?"
"k, it dropped to the floor and is ready for you."
"ugh! this is so kinky i can't do it!"
"why won't it just go in?"
"this one is way too loose."
"you have to tie them down tighter in the future so they don't move."
"you can do two at a time, don't worry."
"yes... no... wait... you almost... yes... god, stop doing it so fast!"
"you keep pulling it in and out."
"woohoo! i got it in on the first try!"