claiming your own
Overheard while standing in line for Bourne Ultimatum; a dad and his twelve(?)-year old son.
Kid: Dad, you're a nerd.
Dad: No I'm not. Give me one reason.
Kid: You watch Star Trek.
Dad: Only the original!
Kid: You wish you could speak Klingon!
Dad: Well, yeah, so? I'm not a nerd.
See, if I was that Dad, I'd be all, "That's right, I'm a big geek. I'm a nerd. And you know what?
You know the internet? NERDS BUILT IT. You know cell phones? NERDS BUILT 'EM. We Rule!"
Kid: Dad, you're a nerd.
Dad: No I'm not. Give me one reason.
Kid: You watch Star Trek.
Dad: Only the original!
Kid: You wish you could speak Klingon!
Dad: Well, yeah, so? I'm not a nerd.
See, if I was that Dad, I'd be all, "That's right, I'm a big geek. I'm a nerd. And you know what?
You know the internet? NERDS BUILT IT. You know cell phones? NERDS BUILT 'EM. We Rule!"