Girl 1 Not everything is about you.

Girl 2 Everything's relevant to me.

Overheard in New York

"I wish I was where I was when I was wishing I was here."

Evidently this was written on a wall in Homer, Alaska. It rang pretty damn true with me.

So now it`s your Thought of the Day.

At dinner with Eric and Alice last week

Eric I can't wait to see Pirates of the Caribbean II when I go home.
Alice There's a new Pirates of the Caribbean?!
Eric Yup! They got Johnny Depp and Legolas and everything
Alice Wait, Legolas wasn't in Pirates of the Caribbean...

And later...

Eric and I continue to tease her
Alice Can't you see an ( Read more... )

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, does not go away."

- Philip K. Dick,
"How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later"P.S. I'm posting this at 12:01 AM. I'm seriously limiting the other thoughts I can have today, aren't I? But it's Sunday and Sundays are not for thinking anyway. And besides, as Thoughts ( Read more... )

"Baby sloths see so poorly that sometimes they grab their own limbs instead of tree branches. Then, they fall out of the tree because they're not holding onto it."
                                                                          - A friend at Carleton, probably from his biology textbook

Me: Another ex-girlfriend of Rowan's just commented on my LiveJournal!
My Friend, Dan: No guy should have to deal with this.
Me: But that's what he get's for hooking up with awesome girls!
Dan: Then lead me to the bimbos.
*pause*
Dan: Or at least the Luddites.

You can just never have enough ex-girlfriends talking together on the Internet.