055 - Dilandau Albatou/Celena Schezar

[zaibachs_best]

It's bad enough that I'm living off of the snow I collected in the bath, my toilet is frozen, it's too cold to hold a fork without a layer of cloth on my fingers and the leather in my uniform is threatening to crack, but I'm also being kept awake by those SLUTS next door.

Yes, I'm talking about you two seducing jezebels, with your breasts and

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[pinwheeleyes]

I can't talk at present. I've lost my voice, so please explain to me how you heard it, when the cold sapped it away two nights ago?

The screaming is coming from the walls themselves, interspersed with bells, don't be so childish.

[zaibachs_best]

I'm not being childish! I know you're in there and I know exactly what's going on, you shameless bunch of gutter-whores and don't blame the building for your perversions!

[pinwheeleyes]

Continue as you are now, and a little noise in the walls will be the least of your concerns.

[zaibachs_best]

What are you going to do? Rub their fluids on me?

[zaibachs_best]

This is my very special and favourite fork. Why do you need it?

[zaibachs_best]

... what on?

If it's interesting and you can bring it to my place, you can use it. As log as I watch.

[wind_wielder]

You're hearing things. The entire building is getting ready to come down. Really. Quit complaining, considering the racket that comes from your side. Put a lid on it before I do more than bang on the wall.

[zaibachs_best]

Oi! I keep my fun at a decent level! And you've got no room to try boss me around, abandoner!

[wind_wielder]

Abandoner? I'm right next door. And I didn't want to listen to you complain about Paine.

[zaibachs_best]

When's the last time you came to visit? Noooo, you're too distracted nowadays to even glance into your proper room.

[stonewarrior]

You are a strange child, you realise this, yes?

Perhaps the cold has made you delusional.

[zaibachs_best]

Shut up, mouse-face. I know what you're up to.

[stonewarrior]

That is the worst insult I've ever heard.

Would you rather we had left him to freeze?

[zaibachs_best]

It's not an insult, it's the truth. You've got no chin.

The cold would have kept his corpse fresh.

[iceytomb]

The walls are what is screaming, young one. Perhaps this is what you are hearing.

Unless heat conservation is a top priority on your neighbours list.

[zaibachs_best]

... Goddess, it isn't the place of a mortal to question you, but I heard other things too.

[iceytomb]

Oh? Do tell. Perhaps this place is not the only thing screaming.

[zaibachs_best]

The walls don't sigh so breathily. The creaking doesn't rise in pitch the way a human voice does as the brink of pleasure is reached. The crack of ice wouldn't cut off in the same way a man's moan would when smothered hastily.

I know what I can hear.