055 - Dilandau Albatou/Celena Schezar

[zaibachs_best]

It's bad enough that I'm living off of the snow I collected in the bath, my toilet is frozen, it's too cold to hold a fork without a layer of cloth on my fingers and the leather in my uniform is threatening to crack, but I'm also being kept awake by those SLUTS next door.

Yes, I'm talking about you two seducing jezebels, with your breasts and

Comments

[stonewarrior]

You are a strange child, you realise this, yes?

Perhaps the cold has made you delusional.

[zaibachs_best]

Shut up, mouse-face. I know what you're up to.

[stonewarrior]

That is the worst insult I've ever heard.

Would you rather we had left him to freeze?

[zaibachs_best]

It's not an insult, it's the truth. You've got no chin.

The cold would have kept his corpse fresh.

[stonewarrior]

Temari seems taken with my face. As does Itachi no less.

And I thought your perversion could get no lower. That is disgusting boy.

[zaibachs_best]

She's desperate, he's delusional with cold and THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! You're the disgusting one for even thinking down that path!

[stonewarrior]

You think that highly of your friend, don't you? I think I know the real reason.

I'm sure. Such a sad sight you are.

[zaibachs_best]

I'm not the type to romanticise other people, even when they're my allies. You know nothing about me, because you're ignorant and idiotic.

Don't make things up. You haven't seen me in ages. You know nothing of how I look, which, for your information, is magnificent.

[stonewarrior]

You're such a sad excuse for a warrior.

Stop snivelling and accept facts.
Your room mate is sparing the both of us the hassle of suffering the other's company, and Itachi is too stubborn to admit he needed assistance.

Get over yourself.