☂ thirteen

[englishpride]

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[ There's a long, unamused pause, a rhythmic, yet slow, thud of wood, and then, from seemingly a distance.... ]

Oi, you know, not even faeries are this cruel.If this is a sick joke, I don't see the punchline anywhere. Oi, America, if you can hear me, this is not funny at all! I'm sure as hell not Mary Poppins,

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[herowithparasol]

Now don't go blaming America! I assure you he's got nothing to do with this!

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[englishpride]

Well, then, what would you say is the cause of me suddenly walking on air?

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[herowithparasol]

Maybe you're in love!

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[englishpride]

... B-... beg pardon?

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[herowithparasol]

Well, they often say in poems and things, its like waltzing on air!

Not that I've ever really taken that too literally, but you never know!

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[englishpride]

B-but I'm not in love, damnitall, I-- er, well, there was that one time with Iran, but.... But that's not important!

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[herowithparasol]

Really? Not with anyone?