☂ thirteen
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[ There's a long, unamused pause, a rhythmic, yet slow, thud of wood, and then, from seemingly a distance.... ]
Oi, you know, not even faeries are this cruel.
If this is a sick joke, I don't see the punchline anywhere. Oi, America, if you can hear me, this is not funny at all! I'm sure as hell not Mary Poppins, and Dick Van Dyke was about as Cockney as a stone!
[ Another few thuds on wood, and select cursing can be heard. ]
HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN HERE?! I'M ALREADY THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS AS IS AND I'M NOT GETTING ANY FARTHER!
[ A paricularly loud thump-- ]
Ow! For God's sake, is that really necessary?!
[ ooc; yeah couldn't resist. HULLO THERE PIRATED INTERNET. ]
[ There's a long, unamused pause, a rhythmic, yet slow, thud of wood, and then, from seemingly a distance.... ]
Oi, you know, not even faeries are this cruel.
If this is a sick joke, I don't see the punchline anywhere. Oi, America, if you can hear me, this is not funny at all! I'm sure as hell not Mary Poppins, and Dick Van Dyke was about as Cockney as a stone!
[ Another few thuds on wood, and select cursing can be heard. ]
HOW THE BLOODY HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DOWN HERE?! I'M ALREADY THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS AS IS AND I'M NOT GETTING ANY FARTHER!
[ A paricularly loud thump-- ]
Ow! For God's sake, is that really necessary?!
[ ooc; yeah couldn't resist. HULLO THERE PIRATED INTERNET. ]