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[englishpride]

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Bloody hell--! You know, and here I thought that I had completely taken care of that shocking function, but it's just my luck-- AGH, DAMNIT, QUIT THAT ALREADY!

... 'S what I thought.

[ There is a pause as he clears his throat, and then-- ]Right-o, then. Have we all quietened down? I very well refuse to be

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[im_a_country_2]

So Prussia didn't kill you? I'm glad! Does that make you the same as a cockroach?

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[englishpride]

... Th' bloody hell are you talking about? Of course Prussia didn't kill me-- I doubt he could even kill a rock!

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[im_a_country_2]

But he was trying to kill you for killing Germany for something else. And he kept me in a room-did you even notice!? He won't let me keep the crayons he gave me either.

Oh I got my computer!

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[englishpride]

Yes, well, jolly good for you-- you're still alive, and I don't have any fires to put out for you, so don't push your luck any further.

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[im_a_country_2]

Did you even care!?

You didn't even care! You stupid jerkface bastard idiot!

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[englishpride]

What does it matter if I did or not?! You're alive, are you not? So there! And don't you dare spout out another of those curse words, you little ingrate!

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[im_a_country_2]

Of course it matters if you care or not! I'm not an afterthought! I'm not an 'oh look, Sealand is still kicking around'! At least Lucca missed me, and worried!

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[englishpride]

Fine, fine! [ in a flat tone-- ] You're all right, yes? I was terribly worried.

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[im_a_country_2]

Don't patronize me! If you can't sound honest don't say it at all!

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[englishpride]

Well, excuse me for not sobbing tears into this damned communicator! If you want melodrama, go elsewhere-- America might indulge you!

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[im_a_country_2]

I hate you!

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[englishpride]

Yes, well, I'm prepared to live with that!